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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Distance of commute: about 3 meters. Flexible working hours: all of them, unless Herself complains. Official permission to goof off from the boss of the company. Simple dress code: whatever I want except when I meet new customers when it has to be smart. Animals allowed in office. (Not the only place where that has been allowed: one place I worked had a bunch of dogs and there was always time to throw a ball in the orchard for them)

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    Animals allowed in office. (Not the only place where that has been allowed: one place I worked had a bunch of dogs colleagues and there was always time to throw a ball in the orchard for at them) FIFY at least some of the places I have worked

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      Car, parking place, food, drink (unfortunately no alcoholic ;))...

      I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      Car - no chance Parking place - got food - not even a vending machine for that drink - ok we have free coffee and tea (and I was thinking more individual rather than company wide, we have a pay freeze and are thinking of ways to get round it)

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

        What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        chriselst
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        I'm working from home today and the wife had This Morning on the telly where they were doing a piece on penis enlargement operations ("I was born with 10 inches but I wanted a monster") so thanks to Phil and Holly I now know exactly what constitutes your package, and it is not pleasant.

        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

          Car - no chance Parking place - got food - not even a vending machine for that drink - ok we have free coffee and tea (and I was thinking more individual rather than company wide, we have a pay freeze and are thinking of ways to get round it)

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          Food and drink are indeed company wide, but car is a very individual. I also offered phone but turned it down as the taxation is too high for one do not use phone more than twice a day... Bonuses (we didn't got nothing in last two years :(( )? Gift cards (we getting those twice a year on big holidays)?

          I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

          "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            Car - no chance Parking place - got food - not even a vending machine for that drink - ok we have free coffee and tea (and I was thinking more individual rather than company wide, we have a pay freeze and are thinking of ways to get round it)

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

            we have a pay freeze and are thinking of ways to get round it)

            You mean like stealing stationary? This week I learnt that the reason we have a turnstyle into the car park from the offices is because too many people were collecting things from stores and walking them to their car and then home.

            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

              Animals allowed in office. (Not the only place where that has been allowed: one place I worked had a bunch of dogs colleagues and there was always time to throw a ball in the orchard for at them) FIFY at least some of the places I have worked

              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              OriginalGriff
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              Funny you should mention that...the same company had an annual paintball contest and barbeque in the bosses garden between the staff and the customers. It was great for getting a little pay-back for the previous year! :-D

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                we have a pay freeze and are thinking of ways to get round it)

                You mean like stealing stationary? This week I learnt that the reason we have a turnstyle into the car park from the offices is because too many people were collecting things from stores and walking them to their car and then home.

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                not sure I could get stealing stationary added to my enumeration package, just a feeling they may baulk at it

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                  What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  chriselst
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                  We do, or did, have quite a comprehensive package here, some of the companies still do. Flexible working (start / end times, wfh, flexitime) Bonuses (personal performance related OR company performance related) Overtime (not me) Free gym on site Bike purchase scheme PC at home - salary sacrifice Car lease - salary sacrifice Company car (not me) Monthly lottery - salary sacrifice Health care (various options) Lifestyle benefits company membership thing Subsidised on-site nursery Child care vouchers Probably other things I've forgotten about Time off for volunteering Shell fuel card - takes advantage of corporate discount, what you spend is taken from your salary each month.

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Funny you should mention that...the same company had an annual paintball contest and barbeque in the bosses garden between the staff and the customers. It was great for getting a little pay-back for the previous year! :-D

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    One of my previous companies was so bad that had they tried this most of the attendee's would have turned up with live rounds

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      One of my previous companies was so bad that had they tried this most of the attendee's would have turned up with live rounds

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      One or two of the customers, I was tempted myself! One of my great pleasures was being able to shoot a certain female customer (who knew nothing about her job) directly in the stomach from about three feet. Bruised? Oh yes...

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                          What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          GuyThiebaut
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                          Working right next to a nature reserve where I go for my 30 minute lunchtime daily walk. Working with a great bunch of people. Travelling against the traffic into and out of work, which only takes 20 minutes. Get to pretty much decide what and how I do what I do.

                          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                          ― Christopher Hitchens

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                          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                            Car, parking place, food, drink (unfortunately no alcoholic ;))...

                            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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                            JimmyRopes
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                            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                            drink (unfortunately no alcoholic

                            Unless you work in a brewery. :-D

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                            I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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                            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                              What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              Lost User
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                              Here's what I have: 1. A handsome take home pay 2. Flexi-timings (more or less) 3. Telecommute 4. Provident Fund & Gratuity (equivalent of 401K) 5. Parking space 6. Distance to commute 7. Health and life insurance 8. Food coupons (optional, can opt for cash instead) 9. Bonus (Individual + Company performance) 10. Mediccal, Telephone, Vehicle and Vacation reimbursement.

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                              • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                So, I use Excel to make all things equal. If something stands out I add or subtract it in order to balance. For example, if the particular position has a terrible commute, negotiate a higher salary. Same for parking expenses. If the position has free, good lunches, subtract it, etc. Then just compare cash apples to cash apples. So often in the negotiation phase I am presented with the Statement, well you have to consider our great benefits ... I did, and they were lacking. Excel is King.

                                Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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                                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                  What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  vonb
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                                  Price off on Public transport comute ticket (If you want it) Parking place at reasonable rent (10 Francs/ month) Working outside of town, so coumuting against traffic Some extra cash for lunch Some others I forgot..

                                  The signature is in building process.. Please wait...

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                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Andy Brummer
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                                    Fully covered medical 13% yearly contribution to 401k, not matching yearly bonus 4 weeks vacation standard US holidays plus a week at Christmas Fitness club membership Treadmill desk, and extremely nice offices

                                    Curvature of the Mind now with 3D

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                                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                      What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      Talking about our packages is non-KSS.

                                      You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                                        Talking about our packages is non-KSS.

                                        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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                                        Roger Wright
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                                        I thought that was a bit rude, myself, and I'm not even a kid sister.

                                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          What constitutes your package, other that actual pay, pension, holidays and health care what other options are there?

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                          Madhanlal JM
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                                          Either pickup/drop cab facility or Parking space Health and life insurance Meal card Mobile phone reimbursement once per year, a two day trip to any nearby resort.

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