Oh, I soooo have to try that.
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^] Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day... Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^] Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day... Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
"You had me at 'peel'."
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^] Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day... Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
I pass the time by putting random things in laden trolleys, or swapping the contents of Blonde and Brunette hair dyes, or the best I ever did, was to go to the check out with a crate of beer and some nappies (diapers for our US friends) and when presented with the bill, complain I didn't have enough and put the nappies back. Seriously, do it in a shop full of women and see the looks you get! One I haven't done yet is to go into a changing cubicle, then after a few minutes yell out saying there was no toilet paper!
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I pass the time by putting random things in laden trolleys, or swapping the contents of Blonde and Brunette hair dyes, or the best I ever did, was to go to the check out with a crate of beer and some nappies (diapers for our US friends) and when presented with the bill, complain I didn't have enough and put the nappies back. Seriously, do it in a shop full of women and see the looks you get! One I haven't done yet is to go into a changing cubicle, then after a few minutes yell out saying there was no toilet paper!
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Putting things back is always good too. You know those people who leave a trolley in the aisle, and wander off to find something? Take the trolley, and put all the stuff back... See how long it takes them to work out their shopping really has vanished...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^] Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day... Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Now, I'm trying to recall what trolling have I done in the supermarket. :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I pass the time by putting random things in laden trolleys, or swapping the contents of Blonde and Brunette hair dyes, or the best I ever did, was to go to the check out with a crate of beer and some nappies (diapers for our US friends) and when presented with the bill, complain I didn't have enough and put the nappies back. Seriously, do it in a shop full of women and see the looks you get! One I haven't done yet is to go into a changing cubicle, then after a few minutes yell out saying there was no toilet paper!
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Once when I and my ex-girlfriend where shopping she mentioned that we needed to buy toilet paper, I sighed and said loudly "-Oh for heavens sake, haven't I told you that you really should try to shit at work?". One girlfriend with the color of a tomato on her face and a lot of heads swiveling around to see who said it... After about a week she tought it was funny, but not that day. :)
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Now, I like a joke or two in supermarkets - low boredom threshold - but I hadn't thought of this: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/[^] Imagine the fun of getting your bananas home, and finding "Act natural - you will be contacted soon" on them the next day... Mwahaaaaaaaa!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OK, I bought bananas and scratched some patterns, but the scratches started turning brown immediately.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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OK, I bought bananas and scratched some patterns, but the scratches started turning brown immediately.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
Clearly, you got defective fruit. (It happened with me as well - visible in a couple of minutes)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
