A husband ...
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stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great person." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." PS : For these type of jokes my coat is always outside of this room.. I ll take from there.. ;P
Ah! The old ones are the best! And that one is so old it drew it's pension before I was born!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah! The old ones are the best! And that one is so old it drew it's pension before I was born!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
"I say I say I say! Dost thou see-est this newe and most awful and artificial invention, that of which I speake being called the Zoetrope? I heard many a young lad say that therein lies a scene where the Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe and the footemane doth observe through the key-hole, in the most lewde and humorous manner!"
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great person." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." PS : For these type of jokes my coat is always outside of this room.. I ll take from there.. ;P
Actually, I quite liked this one.
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"I say I say I say! Dost thou see-est this newe and most awful and artificial invention, that of which I speake being called the Zoetrope? I heard many a young lad say that therein lies a scene where the Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe and the footemane doth observe through the key-hole, in the most lewde and humorous manner!"
Alberto Brandolini:
The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
Indeed thou say Sirrah? Most assuredly I am forsooth fain of this intelligence! The Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe her habiliment? For her cicisbeo, I presume?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Actually, I quite liked this one.
Yeah, well, but you're not exactly known for your good taste either... ;P
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Indeed thou say Sirrah? Most assuredly I am forsooth fain of this intelligence! The Dutchesse of Devonshire doth disrobe her habiliment? For her cicisbeo, I presume?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, well, but you're not exactly known for your good taste either... ;P
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeTrue. I like you after all. ;P
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True. I like you after all. ;P
LOL - Touché :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Actually, I quite liked this one.
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stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great person." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." PS : For these type of jokes my coat is always outside of this room.. I ll take from there.. ;P
So, when was the last time you saw a scale that tells you the fortune? And that costs you a penny? Yeah, that's how old it is. :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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So, when was the last time you saw a scale that tells you the fortune? And that costs you a penny? Yeah, that's how old it is. :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
a penny is nearer to one rupee.... we can see the weight using one rupee coin... ;P PS: please throw away my coat with my corpse.....
