I Am Bored

srinivas vadepally

Hey Guys, I am bored..! How about you? Could anyone share a joke...for me...??

Nagy Vilmos

srinivas vadepally wrote:

Could share any joke

Michael Gove

Pete OHanlon

Go read some articles. There are plenty of cracking ones here, and you could actually spend your time productively learning something new.

srinivas vadepally

;P ;P ;P

JMK NI

I know a good knock-knock joke, but you need to start...

Valery Possoz

knock knock...

glennPattonWork3

You and me both brother!! :rolleyes:

srinivas vadepally

;P

glennPattonWork3

Not trying to be nosey is he known in India, does the outside world take that much interest in our politics?:confused:

Argonia

What happened to your glennPattonWork account? :D The new account is not bad at all :beer:

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

Nagy Vilmos

... you really need to keep up.

devenv exe

If you are truly bored, here is something to play with. Execute in management studio

WITH
XGEN(X, IX) AS (
SELECT CAST(-2.2 AS FLOAT) AS X, 0 AS IX UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(X + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS X, IX + 1 AS IX
FROM XGEN
WHERE IX < 100
),
YGEN(Y, IY) AS (
SELECT CAST(-1.5 AS FLOAT) AS Y, 0 AS IY UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(Y + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS Y, IY + 1 AS IY
FROM YGEN
WHERE IY < 100
),
Z(IX, IY, CX, CY, X, Y, I) AS (
SELECT IX, IY, X, Y, X, Y, 0
FROM XGEN, YGEN
UNION ALL
SELECT IX, IY, CX, CY, X * X - Y * Y + CX AS X, Y * X * 2 + CY, I + 1
FROM Z
WHERE X * X + Y * Y < 16
AND I < 100
)
SELECT REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
(X0+X1+X2+X3+X4+X5+X6+X7+X8+X9+X10+X11+X12+X13+X14+X15+X16+X17+X18+X19+
X20+X21+X22+X23+X24+X25+X26+X27+X28+X29+X30+X31+X32+X33+X34+X35+X36+X37+X38+X39+
X40+X41+X42+X43+X44+X45+X46+X47+X48+X49+X50+X51+X52+X53+X54+X55+X56+X57+X58+X59+
X60+X61+X62+X63+X64+X65+X66+X67+X68+X69+X70+X71+X72+X73+X74+X75+X76+X77+X78+X79+
X80+X81+X82+X83+X84+X85+X86+X87+X88+X89+X90+X91+X92+X93+X94+X95+X96+X97+X98+X99),
'A',' '), 'B','.'), 'C',','), 'D',','), 'E',','), 'F','-'), 'G','-'),
'H','-'), 'I','-'), 'J','-'), 'K','+'), 'L','+'), 'M','+'), 'N','+'),
'O','%'), 'P','%'), 'Q','%'), 'R','%'), 'S','@'), 'T','@'), 'U','@'),
'V','@'), 'W','#'), 'X','#'), 'Y','#'), 'Z',' ')
FROM (
SELECT 'X' + CAST(IX AS VARCHAR) AS IX,
IY, SUBSTRING('ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ', ISNULL(NULLIF(I, 0), 1), 1) AS I
FROM Z) ZT
PIVOT (
MAX(I) FOR IX IN (
X0,X1,X2,X3,X4,X5,X6,X7,X8,X9,X10,X11,X12,X13,X14,X15,X16,X17,X18,X19,
X20,X21,X22,X23,X24,X25,X26,X27,X28,X29,X30,X31,X32,X33,X34,X35,X36,X37,X38,X39,
X40,X41,X42,X43,X44,X45,X46,X47,X48,X49,X50,X51,X52,X53,X54,X55,X56,X57,X58,X59,
X60,X61,X62,X63,X64,X65,X66,X67,X68,X69,X70,X71,X72,X73,X74,X75,X76,X77,X78,X79,
X80,X81,X82,X83,X84,X85,X86,X87,X88,X89,X90,X91,X92,X93,X94,X95,X96,X97,X98,X99)
) AS PZT

glennPattonWork3

Well since I got my notice & Nagy, I blame Nagy, it all his fault! :-D

Argonia

I've been busy lately and I didn't have the opportunity to check CP for days :( :((

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

No.

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

glennPattonWork3

Well that answers that.

Argonia

notice? What kind of notice? Did Nagy report you or something?

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

Now make it interactive... :-D

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

Argonia

I'm gonna ask you something. Why do you still keep crashing while I try to debug a Xsd ?

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

glennPattonWork3

No (strangely not), My role "is not going to be needed for the companies future." :omg: