I Am Bored
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knock knock...
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I'm gonna ask you something. Why do you still keep crashing while I try to debug a Xsd ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
But why do you still write buggy Xsd?
"Coming soon"
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Go read some articles. There are plenty of cracking ones here, and you could actually spend your time productively learning something new.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Go read some articles. There are plenty of cracking ones here, and you could actually spend your time productively learning something new
Infinite Upvote!!! And now, a story...(for The Bored) I worked at a place where two devs fought to be the leader of the team for an entire year. While this was going on there was a re-org battle going on at the level above us. These battles took more than a year to get resolved. During that year I worked on one project which took 6 weeks and was shelved anyway. During that year, I read tech books online. One day about 3 months into the dolldrums, one of the two devs fighting to be manager was entirely bored and watching an adult cartoon which I hate. Anyway, he came to me and said, "How do you stay sane?! I'm so bored!!" Keep your mind busy and think about your own future.
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If you are truly bored, here is something to play with. Execute in management studio
WITH
XGEN(X, IX) AS (
SELECT CAST(-2.2 AS FLOAT) AS X, 0 AS IX UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(X + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS X, IX + 1 AS IX
FROM XGEN
WHERE IX < 100
),
YGEN(Y, IY) AS (
SELECT CAST(-1.5 AS FLOAT) AS Y, 0 AS IY UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(Y + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS Y, IY + 1 AS IY
FROM YGEN
WHERE IY < 100
),
Z(IX, IY, CX, CY, X, Y, I) AS (
SELECT IX, IY, X, Y, X, Y, 0
FROM XGEN, YGEN
UNION ALL
SELECT IX, IY, CX, CY, X * X - Y * Y + CX AS X, Y * X * 2 + CY, I + 1
FROM Z
WHERE X * X + Y * Y < 16
AND I < 100
)
SELECT REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
(X0+X1+X2+X3+X4+X5+X6+X7+X8+X9+X10+X11+X12+X13+X14+X15+X16+X17+X18+X19+
X20+X21+X22+X23+X24+X25+X26+X27+X28+X29+X30+X31+X32+X33+X34+X35+X36+X37+X38+X39+
X40+X41+X42+X43+X44+X45+X46+X47+X48+X49+X50+X51+X52+X53+X54+X55+X56+X57+X58+X59+
X60+X61+X62+X63+X64+X65+X66+X67+X68+X69+X70+X71+X72+X73+X74+X75+X76+X77+X78+X79+
X80+X81+X82+X83+X84+X85+X86+X87+X88+X89+X90+X91+X92+X93+X94+X95+X96+X97+X98+X99),
'A',' '), 'B','.'), 'C',','), 'D',','), 'E',','), 'F','-'), 'G','-'),
'H','-'), 'I','-'), 'J','-'), 'K','+'), 'L','+'), 'M','+'), 'N','+'),
'O','%'), 'P','%'), 'Q','%'), 'R','%'), 'S','@'), 'T','@'), 'U','@'),
'V','@'), 'W','#'), 'X','#'), 'Y','#'), 'Z',' ')
FROM (
SELECT 'X' + CAST(IX AS VARCHAR) AS IX,
IY, SUBSTRING('ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ', ISNULL(NULLIF(I, 0), 1), 1) AS I
FROM Z) ZT
PIVOT (
MAX(I) FOR IX IN (
X0,X1,X2,X3,X4,X5,X6,X7,X8,X9,X10,X11,X12,X13,X14,X15,X16,X17,X18,X19,
X20,X21,X22,X23,X24,X25,X26,X27,X28,X29,X30,X31,X32,X33,X34,X35,X36,X37,X38,X39,
X40,X41,X42,X43,X44,X45,X46,X47,X48,X49,X50,X51,X52,X53,X54,X55,X56,X57,X58,X59,
X60,X61,X62,X63,X64,X65,X66,X67,X68,X69,X70,X71,X72,X73,X74,X75,X76,X77,X78,X79,
X80,X81,X82,X83,X84,X85,X86,X87,X88,X89,X90,X91,X92,X93,X94,X95,X96,X97,X98,X99)
) AS PZTExecuted, but don't find what exactly it is..
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Executed, but don't find what exactly it is..
srinivas vadepally wrote:
Executed
srinivas vadepally wrote:
don't find what exactly it is..
It is Executed
"Coming soon"
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Executed, but don't find what exactly it is..
It probably formatted your harddrive, emptied your bank account and fucked your wife... ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
No (strangely not), My role "is not going to be needed for the companies future." :omg:
Oh, I think its great. At least you wont deal with VB(I hope so) I was following some of your posts. Just I had no way to help you :( I am sure you will find a better job. And screw that firm, they didn't know what they had :)
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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But why do you still write buggy Xsd?
"Coming soon"
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Executed, but don't find what exactly it is..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandelbrot_set[^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Oh, I think its great. At least you wont deal with VB(I hope so) I was following some of your posts. Just I had no way to help you :( I am sure you will find a better job. And screw that firm, they didn't know what they had :)
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
Quote:
Just I had no way to help you Frown | :(
Yeah that was a cluster elephant dropped by a VB6/Script kiddie who thinks he can write Windows software! No worries I think it's cured now (you know what I don't really give a flying elephant if its not, if he reports it after mid August!)
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Executed, but don't find what exactly it is..
Use "Select all" on the output, then "Copy". Go to a text editor (or anything using a non-proportionally spaced font) and paste it. Look familiar now?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you are truly bored, here is something to play with. Execute in management studio
WITH
XGEN(X, IX) AS (
SELECT CAST(-2.2 AS FLOAT) AS X, 0 AS IX UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(X + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS X, IX + 1 AS IX
FROM XGEN
WHERE IX < 100
),
YGEN(Y, IY) AS (
SELECT CAST(-1.5 AS FLOAT) AS Y, 0 AS IY UNION ALL
SELECT CAST(Y + 0.031 AS FLOAT) AS Y, IY + 1 AS IY
FROM YGEN
WHERE IY < 100
),
Z(IX, IY, CX, CY, X, Y, I) AS (
SELECT IX, IY, X, Y, X, Y, 0
FROM XGEN, YGEN
UNION ALL
SELECT IX, IY, CX, CY, X * X - Y * Y + CX AS X, Y * X * 2 + CY, I + 1
FROM Z
WHERE X * X + Y * Y < 16
AND I < 100
)
SELECT REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(
(X0+X1+X2+X3+X4+X5+X6+X7+X8+X9+X10+X11+X12+X13+X14+X15+X16+X17+X18+X19+
X20+X21+X22+X23+X24+X25+X26+X27+X28+X29+X30+X31+X32+X33+X34+X35+X36+X37+X38+X39+
X40+X41+X42+X43+X44+X45+X46+X47+X48+X49+X50+X51+X52+X53+X54+X55+X56+X57+X58+X59+
X60+X61+X62+X63+X64+X65+X66+X67+X68+X69+X70+X71+X72+X73+X74+X75+X76+X77+X78+X79+
X80+X81+X82+X83+X84+X85+X86+X87+X88+X89+X90+X91+X92+X93+X94+X95+X96+X97+X98+X99),
'A',' '), 'B','.'), 'C',','), 'D',','), 'E',','), 'F','-'), 'G','-'),
'H','-'), 'I','-'), 'J','-'), 'K','+'), 'L','+'), 'M','+'), 'N','+'),
'O','%'), 'P','%'), 'Q','%'), 'R','%'), 'S','@'), 'T','@'), 'U','@'),
'V','@'), 'W','#'), 'X','#'), 'Y','#'), 'Z',' ')
FROM (
SELECT 'X' + CAST(IX AS VARCHAR) AS IX,
IY, SUBSTRING('ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ', ISNULL(NULLIF(I, 0), 1), 1) AS I
FROM Z) ZT
PIVOT (
MAX(I) FOR IX IN (
X0,X1,X2,X3,X4,X5,X6,X7,X8,X9,X10,X11,X12,X13,X14,X15,X16,X17,X18,X19,
X20,X21,X22,X23,X24,X25,X26,X27,X28,X29,X30,X31,X32,X33,X34,X35,X36,X37,X38,X39,
X40,X41,X42,X43,X44,X45,X46,X47,X48,X49,X50,X51,X52,X53,X54,X55,X56,X57,X58,X59,
X60,X61,X62,X63,X64,X65,X66,X67,X68,X69,X70,X71,X72,X73,X74,X75,X76,X77,X78,X79,
X80,X81,X82,X83,X84,X85,X86,X87,X88,X89,X90,X91,X92,X93,X94,X95,X96,X97,X98,X99)
) AS PZTIt won't zoom in, damn it! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Go away! I don't like women with lisps.
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Oh, I think its great. At least you wont deal with VB(I hope so) I was following some of your posts. Just I had no way to help you :( I am sure you will find a better job. And screw that firm, they didn't know what they had :)
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
Argonia wrote:
I had no way to help
You help just by being you.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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I dunap
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Hey Guys, I am bored..! How about you? Could anyone share a joke...for me...??
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It's your mother-in-law, you dimwit. Who do you think it was the Pope? You forgot that we're coming this weekend, didn't you? Now, turn off that computer thingie of yours. You'll be painting the whole house in a different color we picked from a catalog earlier with our daughter, you lazy bum.
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Hey Guys, I am bored..! How about you? Could anyone share a joke...for me...??
Microsoft started to support VB 6.0 Again...
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Hey Guys, I am bored..! How about you? Could anyone share a joke...for me...??
srinivas vadepally wrote:
I am bored..!
When I'm bored I look around my social network connections for a picture with at least three girl acquaintances on it and drop a comment to the tone of "you two gals look awesome!". Brace for the ensuing drama :cool:
