Java 4 Ever !

Valery Possoz

The ultimate Geek video!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLO1djacsfg&feature=kp[^] :-D :-D :-D Sorry if it is a re-post.

Nagy Vilmos

- you doing java? - nah, just watching pron. - okay :laugh:

JMK NI

That was brilliant!

glennPattonWork3

I have the audio turned off on My PC with sub titles funny! :)

Sander Rossel

Hilarious! :laugh: One thing though, the part where they say "Just watching porn", they do it on an Apple laptop. The dad wouldn't want that in his Microsoft home I'd think, yet he says nothing about it :D

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

Mark_Wallace

I never understood this "Java runs on anything" malarkey. The fact is that Java runs on anything that has a Java VM installed. Windows is a VM, too. So's iOS. Java ain't nuthin' special.

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enhzflep

I'm a little curious as to what you mean by Windows & iOS are a VMs. Certainly, they each provide an API, but the instructions that programs contain are native to the cpu. Unless of course, I've been mistaken. :confused:

Mark_Wallace

They ain't hardware, so they're not "real", i.e. they're virtual machines.

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enhzflep

Oh... You forgot the joke icon. That was what threw me. :) If the omission of the joke icon was by design and appropriate for your intentions, I suggest you compare your internal definitions of Virtual Machine and Operating System with the ones that the rest of the world uses.

Mark_Wallace

With all words of computerese, their meaning changes every five minutes (or every 200 blog revisions, where there are 2400 blogs), so just pick a definition of any word, and stick to it -- until some blog or book redefines it with a meaning that you prefer. "Virtual" is one of the words that's had the most (and the most contradictory) meanings. With Java, though, the whole "You can run any Java program on any machine on which Java is installed" is about as meaningful as "You can open any MS Word document on any machine on which MS Word is installed". The biggest difference there is that you can write programs in .NET, within the MS Word about-as-much-of-a-VM-as-Java, so you don't have to get your hands and brain all dirty with Oracle products.

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