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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    Beg? :)

    Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

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    TheWebDeveloper
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    xxl

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      I have a number of options open to me; 1) Open the biscuit drawer. remove biscuits. munch. 2) Drawer empty - phone chief steward ask for more to be sent down to my office, wait then munch. 3) Open fridge, extract chocolate and cans of juice. munch. 4) Fridge empty - phone chief steward ask for fridge to be filled, wait then much. ;P

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      DaveAuld wrote:

      1. Fridge empty - phone chief steward ask for fridge to be filled, wait then much.

      what is much :confused:

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      • T TheWebDeveloper

        Come closer

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        CPallini
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        Not particularly hungry, at the moment.

        THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?! -- C++ FQA Lite

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • C chriselst

          Eat a ham baguette[^]

          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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          Asgard25
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          What did I just saw ? :omg:

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            DaveAuld wrote:

            1. Fridge empty - phone chief steward ask for fridge to be filled, wait then much.

            what is much :confused:

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            DaveAuld
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            it is when the 'n' on my keboard stopped working. :rolleyes:

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              What did I just saw ? :omg:

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              A ham baguette

              Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                Eat a ham baguette[^]

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                JimmyRopes
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                That looks sensual. :doh:

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                • T TheWebDeveloper

                  What to do if you are hungry at office?

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                  BobJanova
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                  Generally, I either eat something for lunch or suck it up and wait until it's dinner time.

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                  • CPalliniC CPallini

                    Not particularly hungry, at the moment.

                    THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?! -- C++ FQA Lite

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                    CBadger
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                    I have a sweetie for you sweetie :suss:

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                    • T TheWebDeveloper

                      What to do if you are hungry at office?

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                      Ian Shlasko
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                      Obviously, wander into the CP lounge... 'Cause I skipped breakfast, and here I am.

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                      • T TheWebDeveloper

                        Any suggestion?

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                        Mladen Jankovic
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                        Poison.

                        GALex - Advanced C++ Library for Genetic Algorithms

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                        • D DaveAuld

                          I have a number of options open to me; 1) Open the biscuit drawer. remove biscuits. munch. 2) Drawer empty - phone chief steward ask for more to be sent down to my office, wait then munch. 3) Open fridge, extract chocolate and cans of juice. munch. 4) Fridge empty - phone chief steward ask for fridge to be filled, wait then much. ;P

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                          DaveAuld wrote:

                          Fridge empty - phone chief steward

                          How is it that you have a fridge on a ship? And where do you get internet from? :wtf: Or does your chief steward[½] also supply that? :~

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                            Poison.

                            GALex - Advanced C++ Library for Genetic Algorithms

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                            TheWebDeveloper
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                            fuck off

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                            • B BobJanova

                              Generally, I either eat something for lunch or suck it up and wait until it's dinner time.

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                              TheWebDeveloper
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                              i think this is the case here too

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                                DaveAuld wrote:

                                Fridge empty - phone chief steward

                                How is it that you have a fridge on a ship? And where do you get internet from? :wtf: Or does your chief steward[½] also supply that? :~

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                                DaveAuld
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                                It is a fixed platform, not a ship, but that's not important, what makes you think you cannot have a fridge on a ship or platform? :confused: Internet is supplied via http://tampnet.com/[^]

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                                  It is a fixed platform, not a ship, but that's not important, what makes you think you cannot have a fridge on a ship or platform? :confused: Internet is supplied via http://tampnet.com/[^]

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                                  chriselst
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                                  People in the sea off Scotland generally need a fridge to warm themselves up a bit.

                                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                  • A Asgard25

                                    Write a function to return bit(pun intented) size snacks for you

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Byte size don't work for you? :rolleyes:

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                                      People in the sea off Scotland generally need a fridge to warm themselves up a bit.

                                      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                      DaveAuld
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                                      Very true.

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                                      • T TheWebDeveloper

                                        What to do if you are hungry at office?

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Take jabs at coworkers :)

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                                        • D DaveAuld

                                          Very true.

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                                          CBadger
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                                          Lies, they just open the fridge to see that illusive fridge light which cannot be confirmed nor denied for switching off when you close the door :|

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