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    CBadger
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    Why did you try and see what the joke is? I am not so bold to believe that I have the best joke ever. :doh: I just decided since everybody posts jokes they can rather do it here so then at least I can read jokes in a thread :rolleyes: So just add truth to the statement lets see if you are brave enough to tell (or link) the best joke ever. :-\ award for best coming out of the closest joke is as follows. X Doe makes his FB Status as follows "1st to comment on my status is gay." First comment on his status is him and it reads as follows "SURPRISE!" :suss: I will be at the door handing out coats EDIT:Here is the first link[½]

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      Why did you try and see what the joke is? I am not so bold to believe that I have the best joke ever. :doh: I just decided since everybody posts jokes they can rather do it here so then at least I can read jokes in a thread :rolleyes: So just add truth to the statement lets see if you are brave enough to tell (or link) the best joke ever. :-\ award for best coming out of the closest joke is as follows. X Doe makes his FB Status as follows "1st to comment on my status is gay." First comment on his status is him and it reads as follows "SURPRISE!" :suss: I will be at the door handing out coats EDIT:Here is the first link[½]

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      Here's one: Why didn't CBadger cross the road? :confused: . . . . Because he was run over by Leslie Nielsen in a lorry on a bicycle... :doh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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        Here's one: Why didn't CBadger cross the road? :confused: . . . . Because he was run over by Leslie Nielsen in a lorry on a bicycle... :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        Johnny J. wrote:

        Why didn't CBadger cross the road? :confused:

        Because the street name is Chuck Norris. And no one crosses Chuck Norris! :omg:

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          Why did you try and see what the joke is? I am not so bold to believe that I have the best joke ever. :doh: I just decided since everybody posts jokes they can rather do it here so then at least I can read jokes in a thread :rolleyes: So just add truth to the statement lets see if you are brave enough to tell (or link) the best joke ever. :-\ award for best coming out of the closest joke is as follows. X Doe makes his FB Status as follows "1st to comment on my status is gay." First comment on his status is him and it reads as follows "SURPRISE!" :suss: I will be at the door handing out coats EDIT:Here is the first link[½]

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          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World[^]

          Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

          ;P


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          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World[^]

            Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

            ;P


            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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            Well! That competition was over quickly!

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World[^]

              Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

              ;P


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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              Was habe ich gerade gelesen?

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                Well! That competition was over quickly!

                - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                Not even closely! Proof[¼]

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                  Was habe ich gerade gelesen?

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                  Es ist eine gute Arbeit, die Sie nicht wirklich Deutsch sprechen, sonst würden Sie sterben vor Lachen jetzt! ;)


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                    Es ist eine gute Arbeit, die Sie nicht wirklich Deutsch sprechen, sonst würden Sie sterben vor Lachen jetzt! ;)


                    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                    Ich verstehe ein wenig.

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                    • J Johnny J

                      Here's one: Why didn't CBadger cross the road? :confused: . . . . Because he was run over by Leslie Nielsen in a lorry on a bicycle... :doh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      Johnny J. wrote:

                      Because he was run over by Leslie Nielsen in a lorry on a bicycle in a police car!

                      Attention to detail is everything

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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