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I just love this time of the day offshore

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    "steward"? "steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies"? You have a butler? :omg:

    You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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    CBadger
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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    You have a butler? :OMG:

    No no OG you got it all wrong Steward is an employee on a ship, train, or bus who waits on and is responsible for the comfort of passengers, takes orders for or distributes food, etc. :| The question you should be asking is why he never let you borrow his train! :doh:

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      This is the highlight of the day, when the steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies to the office. nom nom nom...... :-D

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      Asgard25
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      He must not be a developer if he can afford all that :-D

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Toast AND Bacon Sarnies? Is not one serving of bread enough? Perhaps you could combine them into toasted bacon sarnies and be increasingly efficient in your petit déjeuner?

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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        DaveAuld
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        2 slices of toast with butter and orange marmalade + 1 (sometimes 2) bacon sandwiches. That is my daily 9am breakfast :) Too busy in the morning to go to the galley first thing in the day for official breakfast. I'm up at 5:15 and have my first meeting at 5:45, then get permits issued and prepare for the onshore management call at 8am.

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        • D DaveAuld

          This is the highlight of the day, when the steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies to the office. nom nom nom...... :-D

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          Now let's address the real issue - Brown sauce (king of meat-covering condiments) or ketchup (slightly tangy red substance used to mask the taste of processed foods)?

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            He must not be a developer if he can afford all that :-D

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            DaveAuld
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            It is free :)

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            • L LabVIEWstuff

              Now let's address the real issue - Brown sauce (king of meat-covering condiments) or ketchup (slightly tangy red substance used to mask the taste of processed foods)?

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              Dalek Dave
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              Red Sauce to be used on Fish Finger Sandwiches Brown Sauce to be used on Everything Else.

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                Now let's address the real issue - Brown sauce (king of meat-covering condiments) or ketchup (slightly tangy red substance used to mask the taste of processed foods)?

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                DaveAuld
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                Neither....normally. However occassionally Heinz Ketchup, not the stuff that tastes like battery acid.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  "steward"? "steward delivers the morning toast and bacon sannies"? You have a butler? :omg:

                  You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                  DaveAuld
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                  Why stop at the butler, I have a whole team of 18 looking after the cooking, cleaning and laundry. :rolleyes:

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                    Red Sauce to be used on Fish Finger Sandwiches Brown Sauce to be used on Everything Else.

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Nah - Red Sauce goes with Yellow Sauce when assembling burgers. Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.

                    You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                    • D DaveAuld

                      It is free :)

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                      Asgard25
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                      Then clearly I'm either in the wrong job or working for the wrong company. We only get free coffee all day long, and since it's free I make sure I get my 9 cups a day !:cool: ENJOY

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Nah - Red Sauce goes with Yellow Sauce when assembling burgers. Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.

                        You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                        LabVIEWstuff
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.

                        Burn the heretic!!

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                        • D DaveAuld

                          Why stop at the butler, I have a whole team of 18 looking after the cooking, cleaning and laundry. :rolleyes:

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Wow! Full staff! Where's the Chauffeur? :laugh:

                          You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Wow! Full staff! Where's the Chauffeur? :laugh:

                            You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                            DaveAuld
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                            they are every weekday (and occassionally at the weekend) and drop off and pickup the customers! (And act as the Postie!) :)

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Wow! Full staff! Where's the Chauffeur? :laugh:

                              You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                              DaveAuld
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                              Although the chauffeur service and mail delivery service occassionally goes wrong.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGVBtSUP2VU[^] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SJCSe2B0n8[^]

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Nah - Red Sauce goes with Yellow Sauce when assembling burgers. Fish Finger Sandwiches go with Bin.

                                You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                What are you, some kind of communist or heathen? Fish Finger Sandwiches with Red Sauce is ambrosia steeped in nectar, it is the food of the gods!

                                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                  Red Sauce to be used on Fish Finger Sandwiches Brown Sauce to be used on Everything Else.

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                                  Keith Barrow
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                                  Spoken like a true Northerner. errrrmmmm.

                                  Alberto Brandolini:

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    What are you, some kind of communist or heathen? Fish Finger Sandwiches with Red Sauce is ambrosia steeped in nectar, it is the food of the gods!

                                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                    Keith Barrow
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                                    I'm both a communist (in your terms - i.e. to the left of Thatcher) and heathen don't blame OG's disdain for the food of the people on that ;P

                                    Alberto Brandolini:

                                    The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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                                    • D DaveAuld

                                      Why stop at the butler, I have a whole team of 18 looking after the cooking, cleaning and laundry. :rolleyes:

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Arkham Asylum has really got it's act together ;)

                                      How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                                        Arkham Asylum has really got it's act together ;)

                                        How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                                        Corporal Agarn
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                                        Now you are just talking batty.

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                                          Now you are just talking batty.

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                                          It’s sometimes difficult to think clearly when you’re strapped to a printing press... http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/adam-wests-17-funniest-quotes-as-batman/[^]

                                          How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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