Latest Email Scam

[devenv exe]

Here are the latest email scams I've received: Clearly, you watching too much porn.

"Coming soon"

[Richard Deeming]

There are about 7 billion people on the planet. I have no idea how many of them are on the internet, but assume roughly 50% - that's 3.5 billion people. Judging by what some people say[^], the proportion of dumb people on the internet is pretty high. But, for argument's sake, let's assume it's around 1%. That's 35 million dumb people. If you can steal $1* from each of those people, most people would consider that a success. * Unless it's a Zimbabwean dollar.

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Richard Deeming]

That's a very strange scam. How do they know you're watching too much porn? ;P

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Lost User]

If dumb people fall for that how are they not already broke?

[Richard Deeming]

How could they be broke when they've won the Spanish Lottery, and been given so much money for helping those nice people from Nigeria to move their millions of dollars out of the country? :rolleyes:

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Jeremy Falcon]

MehGerbil wrote:

If dumb people fall for that how are they not already broke?

Because I have free money to send you of course! You'd never go broke with all this free money I'm just giving away. I just need you to put in some credentials here...

Jeremy Falcon

[PIEBALDconsult]

If you keep your money in your mattress and only have an empty bank account for receiving such funds; then you're safe.

[OriginalGriff]

Wayne Rooney is a footballer, with a possibly negative IQ. He earns gets paid £300,000 per week.

MehGerbil wrote:

How much money can the people stupid enough to fall for this sort of thing have to steal?

Lots?

You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

[ZurdoDev]

If I received an email that said to hit a link, I'm not sure I could resist. Do it. Do it now!

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

[jeron1]

OriginalGriff wrote:

gets paid £300,000 per week

Kinda wish I was so 'stupid'. :sigh:

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

[R Erasmus]

Now if they really wanted to uploaded a virus only my system they should have send me a job offering... E.g. Open this word document to view the job details.

"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." << please vote!! >>

[sir_download_alot]

In my everyday life I get sometimes the impression there are only 10% intelligent People on this planet ;P

[Sander Rossel]

The real question is: Is there such a thing as too much porn? :D

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[Sander Rossel]

Seems legit.

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[Cristian Amarie]

It's an infected file from Dropbox (in variant we received). Here is one analysis: https://www.virustotal.com/ro/file/c6e61f29b7acd0a8fc147eabb756d33c70a17073e84c06b2632d19930cabcfc6/analysis/1408016349/[^]

[PaulFlats]

And they are the ones scamming :)

[Lost User]

10%? That high? It seems more like we're all at varying levels of un-intelligence :) There are probably rare exceptions, but I can't think of any.

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Lost User]

Ah, but he does devote a lot of his own time and money entertaining the elderly..

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Lost User]

I'm halfway there, woo-hoo.. now all I need is a mattress full of money.

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[G Tek]

Ah, the eternal optimist :)