Why I hate MS today
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.:mad: You cannot even start the service. :mad: Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
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So. MS have finally realised the potential of WOM1? 1 - Write Only Memory
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.:mad: You cannot even start the service. :mad: Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
Do you have Crazy Cat working in the server room?
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.:mad: You cannot even start the service. :mad: Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
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When the CU4 setup package runs on a SQL Server instance, the setup program creates a temporary mdf file to get a certificate using the SQL Server instance’s default database directory. The setup program tries to save this temporary file in this directory. In this case, the directory “E:\SQLServer\Data” for the SQL Server instance didn’t exist causing the CU4 setup program to fail the installation. I’m not really sure why the SQL Server default directory was set to “E:\SQLServer\Data”; however, to fix the problem I created the directory “E:\SQLServer\Data” and restarted the server. After rebooting it, all SQL Server services were running properly and I was able to log into Microsoft Management Studio without a problem using my domain account. To make sure this issue didn’t occur again, I modified the database default directory to an existing directory. I logged into SSMS and right clicked on the instance name to get to the properties option. Under the “Database Setting” option, I changed the “Database default locations” data and log values (see Figure 2) and used “C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL10_50.MSSQLSERVER\MSSQL\Data” as the default directory.
Maybe this happened to you too?
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.:mad: You cannot even start the service. :mad: Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
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Well the MS security update for SQL Server works. No one can access the database now.:mad: You cannot even start the service. :mad: Well I need to get to work finding the fix for the update.
Well, the reason Bill Gates tried to shave a couple seconds off of the boot time of Windows, claiming this would save the world countless thousands of man-hours each year, is because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours wasted each year fixing the latest MS update breakage. Marc
Automating Semantic Mapping of a Document With Natural Language Processing
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Well, the reason Bill Gates tried to shave a couple seconds off of the boot time of Windows, claiming this would save the world countless thousands of man-hours each year, is because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours wasted each year fixing the latest MS update breakage. Marc
Automating Semantic Mapping of a Document With Natural Language Processing
Marc Clifton wrote:
. . . because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours each of us wasted each year . . .
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Marc Clifton wrote:
. . . because he wanted, out of the generosity of his heart, to compensate us for the countless thousands of man-hours each of us wasted each year . . .
(clarification added)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
(clarification added)
Exactly! Marc
Automating Semantic Mapping of a Document With Natural Language Processing
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So. MS have finally realised the potential of WOM1? 1 - Write Only Memory
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
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:laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Love the connection diagram...and the package!
You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)
