I am building a time machine following a test-driven-development methodology...

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

..I already know it won't work.

[Agent__007]

Yes I know it won't work, I have already tested it a long time ago.

Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

[RUs123]

Make a report and send it to Schrodinger. :-D

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

have you ever tried to get in contact with him? he's really difficult to pin down.

[OriginalGriff]

I think he may be dead - but I could be wrong...

You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

[BotCar]

I don't want to tell you you're wrong... but I know he's alive.

What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

[Lost User]

Just smell the box..if it stinks he's dead..there's no need to open it.

[Ron Anders]

Maybe it will in the future.

[PhilLenoir]

Nah, that's just his cat, at least I think it is.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Sander Rossel]

I'd rather not find out...

It's an OO world.

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}