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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    You may already have have won one! The Bulgarian government is running a competition all year. All you need to do is get a large denomination note out and check if it's a winning one: if so you can exchange it for a pizza at any branch of Dominos. Winning notes have a unique number printed on them...

    You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    Sounds legit. No, really! :D

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      It's series linked into Sky+ already! :laugh: He's a little predictable, but very funny all the same.

      You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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      chriselst
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      Yes, it is very comfortable humour, but there is nothing wrong with that.

      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        Just been listening to an interview with Dave Gorman on the wireless. Second series of Modern Life Is Goodish starts tomorrow on Dave if anyone is interested. I enjoyed the first.

        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        OriginalGriff
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        It's series linked into Sky+ already! :laugh: He's a little predictable, but very funny all the same.

        You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          You may already have have won one! The Bulgarian government is running a competition all year. All you need to do is get a large denomination note out and check if it's a winning one: if so you can exchange it for a pizza at any branch of Dominos. Winning notes have a unique number printed on them...

          You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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          Argonia
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          One of the reason why I hate men is : they can eat like pigs and still lose weight. If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom. So that competition is off limits. One quick note : The Bulgarian government is indeed running competition all year, but gathering one. The winning prices are higher taxes, higher bills, higher prices of items or if you are lucky all of the above ;)

          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          • A Argonia

            One of the reason why I hate men is : they can eat like pigs and still lose weight. If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom. So that competition is off limits. One quick note : The Bulgarian government is indeed running competition all year, but gathering one. The winning prices are higher taxes, higher bills, higher prices of items or if you are lucky all of the above ;)

            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Argonia wrote:

            One of the reason why I hate some men is : they some of them can eat like pigs and still lose weight

            FTFY

            Argonia wrote:

            If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom

            It seems to be a surprize to women that most men actually like curves (please note the plural)

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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            • A Argonia

              One of the reason why I hate men is : they can eat like pigs and still lose weight. If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom. So that competition is off limits. One quick note : The Bulgarian government is indeed running competition all year, but gathering one. The winning prices are higher taxes, higher bills, higher prices of items or if you are lucky all of the above ;)

              Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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              OriginalGriff
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              The UK government has been running that one for the last five years... :sigh: Sadly, I can't eat all I wish and lose weight, not any more. When I rode motorcycles every day, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney, yes. But...I hardly ride at all, gave up drinking 7 or so years ago, gave up smoking ten years ago, and gained 20kg... :-O

              You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                Argonia wrote:

                One of the reason why I hate some men is : they some of them can eat like pigs and still lose weight

                FTFY

                Argonia wrote:

                If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom

                It seems to be a surprize to women that most men actually like curves (please note the plural)

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                chriselst
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                Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                One of the reason why I hate some men is : they some of them can eat like pigs and still lose weight

                Plenty of women can do that too.

                Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                It seems to be a surprize to women that most men actually like curves (please note the plural)

                Very, very true.

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  The UK government has been running that one for the last five years... :sigh: Sadly, I can't eat all I wish and lose weight, not any more. When I rode motorcycles every day, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney, yes. But...I hardly ride at all, gave up drinking 7 or so years ago, gave up smoking ten years ago, and gained 20kg... :-O

                  You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  You know what they say, the sum of all sins is constant. That's why I'm very wary of "saints".

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                    One of the reason why I hate some men is : they some of them can eat like pigs and still lose weight

                    Plenty of women can do that too.

                    Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                    It seems to be a surprize to women that most men actually like curves (please note the plural)

                    Very, very true.

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    chriselst wrote:

                    Plenty of women can do that too.

                    Oh yeah, quite true.

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                      Argonia wrote:

                      One of the reason why I hate some men is : they some of them can eat like pigs and still lose weight

                      FTFY

                      Argonia wrote:

                      If I eat something even a cookie and its immediately on my bottom

                      It seems to be a surprize to women that most men actually like curves (please note the plural)

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Curves on a woman are like pockets on jeans. It gives you somewhere to put your hands.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        The UK government has been running that one for the last five years... :sigh: Sadly, I can't eat all I wish and lose weight, not any more. When I rode motorcycles every day, drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney, yes. But...I hardly ride at all, gave up drinking 7 or so years ago, gave up smoking ten years ago, and gained 20kg... :-O

                        You looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric (Page 1788, if it helps)

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        When I gave up t'tabs I gained around 10kg, but I have now lost it all over the last two years.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Curves on a woman are like pockets on jeans. It gives you somewhere to put your hands.

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          If I could upvote that more than once...

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                          • M Marc Clifton

                            The one and only Google result for "symposionic conversation"[^] I found that actually amusing, that the only hit is the very event that I'm coordinating. Marc

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                            Chris Copeland
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                            https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=colposinquanonia+telegraphical[^] That's 30 minutes of work time I'll never claw back. Thanks for this thread.. :|

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                            • M Michael Gazonda

                              Prize rescinded - there are now two hits.

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                              Andrew Torrance
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                              Three

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                              • J Jorgen Andersson

                                You know what they say, the sum of all sins is constant. That's why I'm very wary of "saints".

                                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                Argonia
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                                Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                                the sum of all sins is constant

                                I heard something about human intelligence being a constant and the human population is growing. And I remember a nice song about this topic Clickety

                                Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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