Tax

[Nagy Vilmos]

So you've picked up the hint: GET A BLOODY ACCOUNTANT!

[Dalek Dave]

Do you have receipts? If so, I can draught a set of accounts for you. (I am an accountant).

--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

[Rage]

NeverJustHere wrote:

Plus, their fees are tax deductible.

O the irony :rolleyes:

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

[OriginalGriff]

Dalek Dave wrote:

(I am an accountant).

(We might have noticed)

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[Lost User]

As well as getting an accountant you need to register your business (Ltd company or sole trader) with HMRC as soon as possible. If you leave it until they find you then you are in for a whole lot of trouble.

[Rage]

Step 1. Do not tell anyone. Oups ! :)

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

[Gizz]

Including dog food. As it's a guard dog. :)

[Mark_Wallace]

1. Work out how much you earned. 2. Count how much you've got left. 3. Send it to them. 4. Pray.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Munchies_Matt]

Yes. :)

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[GenJerDan]

You were probably fine...until you announced this in a publicish forum. :p

We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.

[JMK NI]

Done!

[JMK NI]

Serious offer? If so want to set up a Skype call lol?