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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    HobbyProggy
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    take this : Coffee[^]

    if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Rage
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      If it is coffeine you need, you can still eat solid coffee. But can't you just go outside and take some water from the sheep drinking trough ?

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Rob Philpott
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        #4

        Sounds serious. Having you considered rolling it up and smoking it?

        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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        • H HobbyProggy

          take this : Coffee[^]

          if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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          OriginalGriff
          wrote on last edited by
          #5

          Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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            How far the grocery[^]?

            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

            "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              How far the grocery[^]?

              I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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              OriginalGriff
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              Yeah, I've been and got some. But that won't help with the washing machine... :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Nelek
                wrote on last edited by
                #8

                No coca-cola / redbull or similar in spare?

                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Yeah, I've been and got some. But that won't help with the washing machine... :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Nelek
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                  #9

                  Dirty clothes are way harmlesser as the "Sssshhhh... I'll kill you" face without coffee ;P :laugh: :laugh:

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    V 0
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #10

                    You can always try to program something with Java [^] :laugh:

                    V.
                    (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                      #11

                      You're in Wales, non? Just stick the kettle outside - it will be filled with rainwater in a few minutes. Iain.

                      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                      • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                        You're in Wales, non? Just stick the kettle outside - it will be filled with rainwater in a few minutes. Iain.

                        I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        #12

                        I'm not going outside at the moment - there's a weird yellow thing up in the sky, and the sky itself has changed from it's usual grey to an odd shade of blue... :~

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I'm not going outside at the moment - there's a weird yellow thing up in the sky, and the sky itself has changed from it's usual grey to an odd shade of blue... :~

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          It's The Apocalypse[^]!

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            I had that happen three years ago. Days like that really stick in your memory.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              JimmyRopes
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                              :java::java::java: Let me know if you need more. :-D

                              **_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

                              I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                (waves mouse over steaming cup of coffee) :java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java: There. Does that help in any way?

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • G Gary Wheeler

                                  (waves mouse over steaming cup of coffee) :java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java::java: There. Does that help in any way?

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  #17

                                  Psychologically, yes.

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    GenJerDan
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                                    You're talking about that drink they make from beans, right? Eeeeeew.

                                    We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Just went to make some wake-up fluid :java: ...and there is no water. This is serious, chaps and chapesses. I'm getting withdrawal symptoms...can anyone email me some caffeine? Please?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Mike Hankey
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                                      I pity you I don't know how the human race walks erect without caffeine. :java: there!

                                      New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!

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