What name will Emperor Alex choose?
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Sod them, what are those of is left behind going to be called, and what flag will we use?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
chriselst wrote:
what are those of is left behind going to be called
Tories
Quite probably. If they do go then it will herald in the long and not so glorious reign of President Boris.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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crushed by a heard of stampeding drunken haggis's? or force to sit in a room with a load of haggis and bottle of whisky - both of which are just out of reach
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
force to sit in a room with a load of haggis and bottle of whisky - both of which are just out of reach
You evil bastard! :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
chriselst wrote:
what are those of is left behind going to be called
Tories
Quite probably. If they do go then it will herald in the long and not so glorious reign of President Boris.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Don't even joke about it: he will probably be the next Tory PM after Dave Macameroon. And...he was born in New York, which makes him eligible to be President of the US as well. So, image this: Boris as life-PM and President, petitions the UK to let the US join the new Greater Britain and approves that himself. With that behind him, it wouldn't be difficult to take over control of the EU as well - allowing him to buy the whole of South America out of petty cash. Not a massive leap from there to total world domination (once Israel and the Islamic State have bombed each other back into the stone age, anyway). All Hail Our Glorious Befuddled Leader! :laugh:
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Considering the fustercluck going on north of the border, I am drawn to wondering what will be the new name for Scotland should the fishy friends gain a Yes vote. They of course will not just stick to Scotland because that's obviously a tainted name driven onto the land by the hateful English! So how about the Gaelic name Alba? Or better still "The Democratic Peoples Republic of Alba". There will be a nice little election giving the SNP 123% of the vote after which Alex will be named Immortal President and Nicola his Eternal Concubine. I'm kind of looking forward to watching this unfold; from a safe distance.
Easily solve all problems and questions that may arise as follows: Mayor Ford of Toronto is not going to run for reelection. Why not put him in charge of Scotland? Scotch Whiskey* and he were all but meant for one another. He Even Made Wikipedia!^ * admittedly, he'll do 25-yr old as shots and Whiskey Sours, but WTF? The show's worth the price.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Easily solve all problems and questions that may arise as follows: Mayor Ford of Toronto is not going to run for reelection. Why not put him in charge of Scotland? Scotch Whiskey* and he were all but meant for one another. He Even Made Wikipedia!^ * admittedly, he'll do 25-yr old as shots and Whiskey Sours, but WTF? The show's worth the price.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
Scotch Whiskey
You're clearly not Scottish! ;P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky[^]
The spelling whiskey is common in Ireland and the United States while whisky is used in every other whisky producing country in the world.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
Scotch Whiskey
You're clearly not Scottish! ;P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky[^]
The spelling whiskey is common in Ireland and the United States while whisky is used in every other whisky producing country in the world.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Richard Deeming wrote:
Ireland and the United States
And your point ? ? ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Richard Deeming wrote:
Ireland and the United States
And your point ? ? ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Scotch Whisky doesn't come from either of those two countries.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Scotch Whisky doesn't come from either of those two countries.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
you could argue that Whiskey also doesn't come from the US
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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you could argue that Whiskey also doesn't come from the US
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
OK, you try that argument with a Scotsman and see where it gets you! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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OK, you try that argument with a Scotsman and see where it gets you! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
WHISKY = scotland (or maybe Japan or India or a few others) Whiskey = ireland Drain cleaner = us
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
