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Is there ANYTHING cured pork can't do?

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    el Reg[^]:

    Is there nothing that can’t be solved with the judicious application of bacon? Apparently not, as this year’s Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine winners can attest.

    Once more, BACON wins! For those with no taste buds, t* doesn't even get into the frame.

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      el Reg[^]:

      Is there nothing that can’t be solved with the judicious application of bacon? Apparently not, as this year’s Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine winners can attest.

      Once more, BACON wins! For those with no taste buds, t* doesn't even get into the frame.

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      Argonia
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      Can bacon make me lose some weight? :confused:

      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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        Can bacon make me lose some weight? :confused:

        Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Certainly can!* * All foods** can help lose weight as long as you burn off the calories you consume, with BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba. **t* is especially suited as trying to consume it results in retching the entire contents of your stomach and not wanting to eat anything else for several days.

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          el Reg[^]:

          Is there nothing that can’t be solved with the judicious application of bacon? Apparently not, as this year’s Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine winners can attest.

          Once more, BACON wins! For those with no taste buds, t* doesn't even get into the frame.

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          Dan Neely
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          Turn you into a vegetarian?

          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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            Can bacon make me lose some weight? :confused:

            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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            Chris Losinger
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            actually, yes. maybe. some people can lose a lot of weight by switching to a diet that's high in meat, fat and low-carb vegetables.

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              Certainly can!* * All foods** can help lose weight as long as you burn off the calories you consume, with BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba. **t* is especially suited as trying to consume it results in retching the entire contents of your stomach and not wanting to eat anything else for several days.

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              Jarek Kruza
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba.

              I prefer american equivalent, their scientists say that you need to watch TV for 10 hours to burn calories from Doughnut. :) How many hours I need to watch TV to burn Bacon slice and large beer?

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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                BACON one slice is ~1 hour of Zumba.

                I prefer american equivalent, their scientists say that you need to watch TV for 10 hours to burn calories from Doughnut. :) How many hours I need to watch TV to burn Bacon slice and large beer?

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Don't burn the BACON, that way the pig would have died in vain. :sigh:

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                  Turn you into a vegetarian?

                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  It can do that too! BACON is a vegetable.[^]

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                    It can do that too! BACON is a vegetable.[^]

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                    Slacker007
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                    Bacon is also a rare precious metal.

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