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The Curmudgeon Defense: Security Methodology

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    newton saber
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    While posting a reply about YouTube infecting people(http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4923675/Re-YouTube-has-potentially-infected-over-users-dur.aspx[^] ) I noticed that griping, being annoyed by stuff and questioning everything comes in handy and keeps me safe online. I dub thee, The Curmudgeon Defense: Security Methodology. All I need now, are: 1. Nice hair, 2. platform shoes 3. book length explanation of the methodology and I'll be rich forever as all the BigCorps run to implement my methodology: CAn you say... Six Sigma ISO 9000 Kaizen Next Big Thing...

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      While posting a reply about YouTube infecting people(http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4923675/Re-YouTube-has-potentially-infected-over-users-dur.aspx[^] ) I noticed that griping, being annoyed by stuff and questioning everything comes in handy and keeps me safe online. I dub thee, The Curmudgeon Defense: Security Methodology. All I need now, are: 1. Nice hair, 2. platform shoes 3. book length explanation of the methodology and I'll be rich forever as all the BigCorps run to implement my methodology: CAn you say... Six Sigma ISO 9000 Kaizen Next Big Thing...

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      "No one can keep your information safe but you. If you don't give anyone information, it can't be stolen from them."

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        While posting a reply about YouTube infecting people(http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4923675/Re-YouTube-has-potentially-infected-over-users-dur.aspx[^] ) I noticed that griping, being annoyed by stuff and questioning everything comes in handy and keeps me safe online. I dub thee, The Curmudgeon Defense: Security Methodology. All I need now, are: 1. Nice hair, 2. platform shoes 3. book length explanation of the methodology and I'll be rich forever as all the BigCorps run to implement my methodology: CAn you say... Six Sigma ISO 9000 Kaizen Next Big Thing...

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        RossMW
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        newton.saber wrote:

        2. platform shoes

        Don't know about the states, but here platform shoes are seen as sign of insecurity !!

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          newton.saber wrote:

          2. platform shoes

          Don't know about the states, but here platform shoes are seen as sign of insecurity !!

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          Big Daddy Farang
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          In the States, they are seen as sign of living in another decade.

          BDF The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer. -- PaulowniaK

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            In the States, they are seen as sign of living in another decade.

            BDF The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer. -- PaulowniaK

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            newton saber
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            If you are going to command the respect of people you care nothing about, as a powerful manager, platform shoes are an absolute necessity for the man of average (or below) height, so you may tower over the minions as you kanban-kaizen-iso-sigma them over the heads. Insecurity is what its all about. And they make you even more Agile to dance with the SCRUMmy little people. :)

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              If you are going to command the respect of people you care nothing about, as a powerful manager, platform shoes are an absolute necessity for the man of average (or below) height, so you may tower over the minions as you kanban-kaizen-iso-sigma them over the heads. Insecurity is what its all about. And they make you even more Agile to dance with the SCRUMmy little people. :)

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              Simon ORiordan from UK
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              Don't forget tv-screen glasses. And flares.

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