MQOTD

[Agent__007]

A Very Long Night in Paris

Your time will come, if you let it be right.

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Dances with Wolves - the machine translation version

[RUs123]

A Game Of Thrones: The Sandor Clegane story

[Fredrik Bornander]

Is it FART The Movie[^]? I hear it's a gas.

Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Turner & Hooch?

[OriginalGriff]

I'd heard it was a stinker.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

Is booze your answer to everything? :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Nagy Vilmos]

Look, I stayed awake during Chemistry and so I know that alcohol is a solution. :laugh:

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

The Fart & the Hound?

Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

[Corporal Agarn]

All Dogs Go To Heaven

[Johnny J]

V. wrote:

Farting hound, happy sound

Well, that's what happens if you Pinscher in the back. If you don't Laika, Pointer out the door and pour yourself a Mastiff drink. And if that should put you in a too Shih Tzu mood, you can always Retriever later...

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[HobbyProggy]

Jack Ass

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[Slacker007]

Chitty, Chitty, bang, bang

[Dan Neely]

The sound of music.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[GrumbleDuke]

Self propelled!