Some of Women Always Want Men to Guess What She Is Thinking
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The Weird and The Wonderful :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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(Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Not up to poking the bear today Griff?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.
This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That is a pretty perfect description of women. They are all Weird or Wonderful, after all. (Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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(Needless to say, all the ones who come here are in the latter category)
Creep! :laugh:
Options: 0) Creep. 1) Bruises at best... Guesses as to which way I will jump? :laugh: Besides, it's true!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.
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I have to say, that is romantic in some of situations. But sometime just *** annoying.
Indeed, the line between "romantic" and "passive-aggressive" is often blurry. :) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Higher Order Programming
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This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
PhilLenoir wrote:
"Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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PhilLenoir wrote:
"Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Whereas the accurate answer is usually "I feel it would be unfair to blame the pants".
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Do you say that with your inside voice or are you a zombie (I can't see anyone surviving saying that out loud!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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This is training (or annealing): As a man you are always in the wrong. If you think you are in the right, you are in the wrong. If you did something right it was both a fluke and transient. If she's not mad at you, you're not in the right, she just hasn't worked out what you did wrong. Do not ask what you did wrong. This is clearly another case of you being in the wrong because you KNOW what you did wrong and are just being irritating. Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
PhilLenoir wrote:
Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
I disagree. The correct answer is: "What colour should we repaint the bedroom?" Never fails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... or FB!
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
... or FB!
FickleB******.com?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PhilLenoir wrote:
Beware of open questions, but closed questions are the worst: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" has no correct answer.
I disagree. The correct answer is: "What colour should we repaint the bedroom?" Never fails.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I think a tactical retreat is the best option, while humming - feigning a "geezer moment". This only really works after you have achieved geezerhood (0ne of the few advantages of getting old)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
