Algorithm to hack the heavens?

[OriginalGriff]

Get thee behind me Satan! :laugh:

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[Mark_Wallace]

How about if you borrow my Outcast CDs? (By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!! Bwah-hah-haaaaaaa!)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Only a system without users cannot be hacked. So, what PC are you going to build that is going to do nothing but "playing with itself"? And how would that connect to Heaven?

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

[S Houghtelin]

Curse you! Links I could have used when I first went on medical leave. Today's my last day of leave. :sigh:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Mark_Wallace]

I ain't the marine; I'm a demon!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Dgmarious]

Documentation? well I think it has manual!

[Jan Steyn]

DWELLR11 DeathMatch in DOOM2 Rocked - ate all my free time once upon a time ftp://ftp.fu-berlin.de/pc/msdos/games/idgames/levels/doom2/deathmatch/d-f/dweller1.txt[^]

[enhzflep]

Perhaps not, but you'll have to look up the first one if you want to use it, cos that's not it... ;P Hint: Insert an S after the first D.

[Mark_Wallace]

Damn! I just tried it, and you're right! Don't bother me with petty technicalities.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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[Mark_Wallace]

If you can't kill cacodemons with the chainsaw, you can't join our gang!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

By the time Lent comes around, his soul will already be MINE!!!

Sorry! It's available on Gog for £3.69: http://www.gog.com/game/outcast[^] - and I think a soul would be worth more than that! :laugh:

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[OriginalGriff]

The brown one or the Tomato Monster?

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[Mark_Wallace]

Sometimes I'm more like the big, red, bad-tempered one, and sometimes I'm more like the big pink puppy.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

Curses! Foiled again! OK, how about we say four-fifty? And I'm never paying the "new price" for a game again! If it's a great game now, it'll still be a great game a few years down the line, but: a: It won't cost you a bluddy fortune. b: You won't have to look too hard to find tips and tricks.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

...and c) You probably won't have to upgrade the PC to run it... :sigh:

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