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He lay 99 iPhone 6's at her feet, but she did not say "Yes"

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    BillWoodruff
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    There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

    « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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      There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

      « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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      Maximilien
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      and one intelligent woman!!

      I'd rather be phishing!

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        There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

        « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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        OriginalGriff
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        I have to say that she did the right thing: if he thinks iPhones are romantic then I can imagine the rest of his life. Mind Bleach please!

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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          There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

          « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          Me to don't wanted to merry a total idiot!

          I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V) תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!

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            There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

            « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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            mikepwilson
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            This piece of hilarity hit the country radio station on my way in to the office today. Just...amazing. How....I mean why would...What do iPhones have to do with.... WHO THINKS THAT WAY!?!

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            • B BillWoodruff

              There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

              « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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              thrakazog
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              Maybe at 100 she'd have said yes? Would it take more or fewer androids to get a yet?

              Play my game Gravity: Android[^], Windows Phone 7[^]

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              • B BillWoodruff

                There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

                « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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                Brisingr Aerowing
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                He is an iDiot (or perhaps an iDgit?)

                What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? --- The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

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                  There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

                  « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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                  Slacker007
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                  Well, he is going to be laying 99 iPhones tonight.

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                    There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

                    « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    He just doesn't understand Chinese women. One Louis Vuitton bag would have sealed the deal.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • B BillWoodruff

                      There's one sad bachelor in China today: [^].

                      « I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"

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                      Lost User
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                      Proof that men don't listen. She'd been going on and on for months about how much she liked Windows Phone.

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