Five Rules to Remember in Life
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Vivic wrote:
it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
Not in mine at the moment... :sigh:
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Ya, right. #humblebragging example
It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
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Can't be worse than wet weetabix, which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
chriselst wrote:
which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls flushed.
FTFY! :laugh:
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It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
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As I remember it he had some problems with his wheels too. Except the other way around. They didn't go off.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Vivic wrote:
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Yes it does! Have you ever tried to eat dry Weetabix? :laugh:
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It's at the menders having a wheel reattached, after they found the axle had broken. And it's only an A-class, not the Beast that Dave Auld storms around in! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I remember it he had some problems with his wheels too. Except the other way around. They didn't go off.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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Excuse me. I eat all my cereal dry. I particularly like crushed up (to a powder) Weetabix mixed with a couple of spoonfuls of sugar. :)
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Well yes - but that's because you're a Scot, and not allowed to deep fry the buggers on an oil rig... ;)
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
I particularly like number 4: how very true. :-)
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Vivic wrote:
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
That should read: TRY to help someone. It allows implies that they KNOW they are in trouble or CARE that they are in trouble. Quite often, they don't know or they don't care.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
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Vivic wrote:
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Yes it does! Have you ever tried to eat dry Weetabix? :laugh:
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I knew someone that ate them dry, spread with butter and jam. (He may have been a Scot!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh Aye, that's it, drag me into this....... :rolleyes:
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Of course - you let yourself become a target when you entered the fray on dry Weetabix. You only have yourself to blame Dave! ;P
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
Was that a thumb's down for the comment or that you can't shoot the buggers?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I particularly like number 4: how very true. :-)
So, the question is, would you dare to change the law? :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Of course - you let yourself become a target when you entered the fray on dry Weetabix. You only have yourself to blame Dave! ;P
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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So, the question is, would you dare to change the law? :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Let's just say I wouldn't break it... :)
