Five Rules to Remember in Life
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
Vivic wrote:
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
That should read: TRY to help someone. It allows implies that they KNOW they are in trouble or CARE that they are in trouble. Quite often, they don't know or they don't care.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
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Vivic wrote:
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Yes it does! Have you ever tried to eat dry Weetabix? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I knew someone that ate them dry, spread with butter and jam. (He may have been a Scot!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh Aye, that's it, drag me into this....... :rolleyes:
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Of course - you let yourself become a target when you entered the fray on dry Weetabix. You only have yourself to blame Dave! ;P
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. :thumbsdown:
I'd rather be phishing!
Was that a thumb's down for the comment or that you can't shoot the buggers?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I particularly like number 4: how very true. :-)
So, the question is, would you dare to change the law? :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Of course - you let yourself become a target when you entered the fray on dry Weetabix. You only have yourself to blame Dave! ;P
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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So, the question is, would you dare to change the law? :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Let's just say I wouldn't break it... :)
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Was that a thumb's down for the comment or that you can't shoot the buggers?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
The whole idea that is it supposed to be funny to shot people "just because".
I'd rather be phishing!
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Excuse me. I eat all my cereal dry. I particularly like crushed up (to a powder) Weetabix mixed with a couple of spoonfuls of sugar. :)
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It was just the one that got stuck! Mate fixed it though, with the help of a tungsten carbide hole saw and 4 hours of mind numbing drilling on the nut.
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Four hours? :wtf: WTF are those bolts made of?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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The whole idea that is it supposed to be funny to shot people "just because".
I'd rather be phishing!
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I knew someone that ate them dry, spread with butter and jam. (He may have been a Scot!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
#3 so funny and it's true. :)
Wonde Tadesse
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Four hours? :wtf: WTF are those bolts made of?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Diamond. :-D That is why it took 4 hours with even a drill with tungsten carbide tip. That also explains why he paid so much for his car.
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Vivic wrote:
1 Forgive your enemy nut
Yes, those damned brazils just live to make my life hell.
Reminds me of my signature. :-D
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1 Forgive your enemy nut remember the bastard's name. 2. Money can not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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chriselst wrote:
which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls flushed.
FTFY! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
which I'm fairly sure is not a food but something to be used in building walls flushed.
May the gods have mercy on the sewerage system.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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:) oh yes, that combination again. I once knew a German fella that poured fruit juice over his cereal and had a glass of milk at the same time.
I often pour fruit juice over my cereal.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
