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  • M Marc Clifton

    ...is on you. Wow, what beautiful jibberish. I mean, anything with a beautiful girl, a young man, a night, dinner, and magical Owl, who can wish for more? Marc

    Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Higher Order Programming

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    Roger Wright
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    Well, usually, shortly after the young man professes his undying love for the beautiful girl, at a diner owned and operated by a magical Owl, the Universe explodes and is replaced by something completely inexplicable. Of course, the rules may be different in the OP's personal Universe; happens all the time in this quadrant...

    Will Rogers never met me.

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    • N Nareesh1

      A beautiful girl was standing at the bus stand | moon spoke to a young man who survives the night, came out today, how? Bid girl - Hey Owl spoke at the dinner, telling how, in today's day |

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      Jandm

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        Jandm

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        OriginalGriff
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        Why do I get the feeling you're a troll?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • L Lost User

          Oh to talking improve produce in limited offices fifteen an | Wicket branch to answer do we | Place are decay men hours tiled | If or of ye throwing friendly required | Marianne interest in exertion as | Offering my branched confined oh dashwood |

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          den2k88
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          Is it just me or I'm spotting something of Sense & Sensibility in there?

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Why do I get the feeling you're a troll?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            den2k88
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            Should we post in Spam & Abuse?

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            • D den2k88

              Is it just me or I'm spotting something of Sense & Sensibility in there?

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              Lost User
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              That's right. The text was generated with the usual Markov chains random text thing, trained with part of Sense & Sensibility and with |'s edited in manually.

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                Should we post in Spam & Abuse?

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                OriginalGriff
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                Give him a chance - he only joined today, and posted two bits of junk. See if he does anything else, I guess.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Give him a chance - he only joined today, and posted two bits of junk. See if he does anything else, I guess.

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • D den2k88

                    Is it just me or I'm spotting something of Sense & Sensibility in there?

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                    Lost User
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                    I think nonsense and insensibility...

                    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                    • N Nareesh1

                      A beautiful girl was standing at the bus stand | moon spoke to a young man who survives the night, came out today, how? Bid girl - Hey Owl spoke at the dinner, telling how, in today's day |

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                      In the back of the mirror all I could smell was the lively fragrance of the blinded courtesy boat from the train station, while there is no word for the soft tissue trash can frolics. For as the saying goes it can only be seen by the blind person sitting at the corner of the round table while talking to his deaf daughter

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                      • D dandy72

                        I know all of these words; I just can't make sense of the order in which they appear.

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                        Thanks7872
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                        dandy72 wrote:

                        can't make sense of the order in which they appear

                        That's the reason it is JOTD.. :laugh:

                        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          I think it lost something in the translation!

                          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                          PhilLenoir
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                          I think that this went through about 15 on-line translators (all buggy).

                          Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                          • N Nareesh1

                            A beautiful girl was standing at the bus stand | moon spoke to a young man who survives the night, came out today, how? Bid girl - Hey Owl spoke at the dinner, telling how, in today's day |

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                            PhilLenoir
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                            WARNING: This joke is dangerously funny and has been known to kill. Any attempt to decipher it will almost certainly lead to brain damage as witnessed by the poor victim who posted it.

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            • P PhilLenoir

                              I think that this went through about 15 on-line translators (all buggy).

                              Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              PhilLenoir wrote:

                              I think that this went through about 15 on-line translators (all buggy).

                              I agree!

                              New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                                WARNING: This joke is dangerously funny and has been known to kill. Any attempt to decipher it will almost certainly lead to brain damage as witnessed by the poor victim who posted it.

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                Nareesh1
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                                Are you accusing to work in the "differently abled" Business Process Outsourcing? :-O

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                                • T Thanks7872

                                  dandy72 wrote:

                                  can't make sense of the order in which they appear

                                  That's the reason it is JOTD.. :laugh:

                                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad

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                                  dandy72
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                                  The bar's been really lowered if that's all it takes now for something to be considered a JOTD.

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                                  • N Nareesh1

                                    Are you accusing to work in the "differently abled" Business Process Outsourcing? :-O

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                                    PhilLenoir
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                                    Sorry Nareesh, I don't understand, but see clickety[^]

                                    Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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