Wait for the next wave of QA questions...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Obama wrote his very first line of code[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Nareesh1]

while (TV.On)
{
string say = "";

try
{
say = Teleprompter.ReadLine();
}
catch
{
string[] fill = new string[4] {"Ummm", "To Be Clear", "The American People", "And Uhhhhhhh"};

say = fill\[(int)(((new Random()).NextDouble() \* (double)(fill.Length - 1)) + 0.5)\];

}

Obama.Talk(say);
}

The Jurassic period produced such an abundance of lethal predators, that the oceans were a virtual STEW OF ASSASSINS - The history channel

[OriginalGriff]

SND SOLUTNS 2 ECONMY URGNTSZZZ!!!!!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Lost User]

And what kind of coder wouldn't want a hat like that? :doh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[WiganLatics]

Tbf I don't think he's said any of these yet: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/bushisms/2009/01/ws_greatest_hits.html[^] ;)