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  • V Vark111

    I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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    Brady Kelly
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    I just had a one night stand with her, back in 1996, i.e. third year computer science.

    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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    • V Vark111

      I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      Don't let C# hear you, you know how it can get when it gets upset... you two-timing dog you!

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      • V Vark111

        I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        You really need human contact.

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        • J Jeremy Falcon

          Don't let C# hear you, you know how it can get when it gets upset... you two-timing dog you!

          Jeremy Falcon

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          den2k88
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          I'm in a dirty affair between her and her mother C. Both of them are unaware of my side-relationship with VB and my occasionals nights with Assembler- :cool:

          Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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          • V Vark111

            I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            Could be worse, could be PHP, everyone has had a fling with her

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            • V Vark111

              I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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              Maximilien
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              LILC(*) ? (*) Language I Love to Compile!!!

              I'd rather be phishing!

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                You really need human contact.

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                This is why I like you Pete! I'd wager such is the life of most devs though.

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                • V Vark111

                  I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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                  Marc Clifton
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                  Vark111 wrote:

                  So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.

                  I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc

                  Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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                  • D den2k88

                    I'm in a dirty affair between her and her mother C. Both of them are unaware of my side-relationship with VB and my occasionals nights with Assembler- :cool:

                    Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    you have had a relationship with VB? you need to see a doctor pronto, it may still be curable

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    • V Vark111

                      I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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                      So you finally realized you're into BDSM?

                      Commodore 64 emulator for Windows Phone

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        Could be worse, could be PHP, everyone has had a fling with her

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Speak for yourself, I know where she's been!

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                          you have had a relationship with VB? you need to see a doctor pronto, it may still be curable

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          den2k88
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                          I still have but I play it safe, always wrap the pointer before use :thumbsup: you cannot know how hard it is for me writing this and laughing at the same time

                          Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                          • P Pete OHanlon

                            You really need human contact.

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            • M Marc Clifton

                              Vark111 wrote:

                              So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.

                              I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc

                              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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                              After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long :laugh:

                              Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                              • M Marc Clifton

                                Vark111 wrote:

                                So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one.

                                I'm sure that after much reflection you will come to your senses and decide to find a more functional relationship. ;) Marc

                                Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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                                Paul M Watt
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                                ...like C++ Template Meta-Programming?!

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  den2k88
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                                  By logic almost any post in the Lounge should be :-D

                                  Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                                  • D den2k88

                                    After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long :laugh:

                                    Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                                    Marc Clifton
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                                    den2k88 wrote:

                                    After all Object Oriented realtionships hardly last long

                                    But they can be lots of fun. Mmmm...polymorphism... Marc

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Speak for yourself, I know where she's been!

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      PhilLenoir
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                                      Ditto!

                                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Interestingly enough, this appeared in the messages moderation queue as "probably spam" :laugh:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        PhilLenoir
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                                        Spam, no, but maybe a bit cheesy!

                                        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                        • V Vark111

                                          I knew her a couple decades ago, and we've recently become re-acquainted. Back then I thought I understood her at least a little, but there were many things about her that I just couldn't fathom. Not entirely her fault, of course. I was new at all this myself. She was just so damn indirect about everything back then, and my mind just couldn't make the logical leaps that it needed to understand. So fast forward to today. She's matured. We both have. I can handle the subtleties now, and she doesn't point so much any more (well, she does, but only if you dig too deep). So now our relationship is blooming to a level I never thought possible before. I think she's the one. I love you, C++.

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          She can be a cruel mistress.

                                          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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