This should settle things
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What are you going to do if they both arrive in the same van? ;)
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No, no. You can sit down now.
your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs ;P
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your mama so fat, she ate the chicken and the eggs ;P
Last I heard, when you were born your mum wanted to throw you away and keep the afterbirth.
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I've placed two orders with Ocado, one for a fresh chicken and the other for a dozen eggs. Let's see which comes first.
Ah yes a chicken and egg conundrum. If the chicken arrives first I wouldn't hold out much hope for the eggs.
Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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That's just silly Griff. One or the other still has to be unloaded first.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
The driver (probably) has two hands...
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If Ocado actually delivered what was ordered, that would be a turn up for the books. Normally it's something like "There where no tomatoes in stock so we substituted Uranium-232"; bloody DPRK deliveries.
Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" :doh:
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The driver (probably) has two hands...
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No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
*boom* tish!
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No, he has none - I've met him. He's harmless.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nope. Just... nope. :wtf: :laugh:
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'tis the silly season!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Ah. We used to get that with Sainsburys: "You asked for 100g of Brie, so we sent the whole wheel." "You asked for 2lb of Lincolnshire sausages: so here's a packet of dried fruit" :doh:
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One can never have too much Brie.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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One can never have too much Brie.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I think one morning this weekend I will celebrate my first full paycheck, in nearly six months, with a fruity chardonnay and a small wheel of brie, the breakfast of kings. :cool:
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Oyakodon.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello (√-shit)2
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Oyakodon.
I wonder how many actually know the reference.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
