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I'm not a genius.

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  • L Lost User

    I still voted for you. Maybe that just proves how stupid I am.

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    ejendomsmaegler
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    I voted for you.

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    • L Lost User

      Just almost all of you are stupid.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      We're not stupid enough to post our email address in a high traffic website.

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      • C chriselst

        OriginalGriff wrote:

        But many of the others here are really very bright indeed

        Not me, the pull cord snapped off my bathroom light switch last Tuesday and I still haven't got it working again yet. If I'm honest I regret not spending the extra pound to buy a whole new switch rather than just a new cord.

        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        Lost User
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        Why did you buy a new one? Wouldn't duct-taping the broken parts be enough?

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Well, yes. I certainly am. But many of the others here are really very bright indeed - I'm just good at lying about my height, and it seems to be working so far.

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Mark_Wallace
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          I certainly am

          You know he said "genius", not "genus", yes?

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • P PhilLenoir

            It's so hard to be offended by such an eloquently worded attack.

            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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            PhilLenoir wrote:

            such an eloquently worded attack

            It's hardly eloquent. The excessive elision not only makes it ineloquent (by crunching two clauses into what looks like one), but leaves it open for misinterpretation, because "just almost" looks like a weird ESL-induced tautology. I know that F-grade, arrogant style guides written by academics who don't have a clue what they're talking about say that you should use as few words as possible*, but you should never omit any word that is necessary for the reader's comprehension of the meaning. "It's just that almost all of you..." * A genuinely useful rule would be "Use the right number of words"

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • L Lost User

              Just almost all of you are stupid.

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              Joe Woodbury
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              Damn, you found us out. The real trick of being a senior anything, let alone engineer, isn't being a genius or even being brilliant, it's having the experience to know what not to do.

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              • M Mike Hankey

                Your a legend in your own mind eh?

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Mike Hankey wrote:

                legend

                You typoed "bell".

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • E ejendomsmaegler

                  I voted for you.

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  I forgot to vote. Who won?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    I forgot to vote. Who won?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    The politicians, probably. But almost certainly not the electorate...

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • L Lost User

                      Just almost all of you are stupid.

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                      BillWoodruff
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                      I certainly hypothesize that you may be much more smart than I am; but, I'm afraid that, in itself, does not make you special, because I consider trying to operate as if that hypothesis is true for everyone to be one of the few sure ways I can improve whatever smidgen of intelligence I might have. Yet, I also think many people are smart enough to masquerade as much smarter than they actually are (fooling themselves, as well as others); I think the instant-access to almost all information on the Internet is a particularly valuable tool for maintaining a pretense of intelligence, simulating being informed. Sure works for me :) But, clearly, you are not one who masquerades as any kind of intelligence :) cheers, Bill

                      «A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards ... as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push»  Wittgenstein

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        I certainly am

                        You know he said "genius", not "genus", yes?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        I was referring to where he said "stupid", but I could be dumb enough to have got it wrong. I lie about my height a lot.

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • G glennPattonWork3

                          From the description why did the Police get them out, Darwin Award potential! :rolleyes:

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                          SoMad
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                          :thumbsup: :laugh: good one. On the plus side, the police don't have to bother locking their cell door :-D BTW, who gets a neck tattoo like that?

                          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                          • M Mark_Wallace

                            PhilLenoir wrote:

                            such an eloquently worded attack

                            It's hardly eloquent. The excessive elision not only makes it ineloquent (by crunching two clauses into what looks like one), but leaves it open for misinterpretation, because "just almost" looks like a weird ESL-induced tautology. I know that F-grade, arrogant style guides written by academics who don't have a clue what they're talking about say that you should use as few words as possible*, but you should never omit any word that is necessary for the reader's comprehension of the meaning. "It's just that almost all of you..." * A genuinely useful rule would be "Use the right number of words"

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            PhilLenoir
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                            Mark, I apologise if my sarcasm eluded you! :)

                            Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                            • J Joe Woodbury

                              Damn, you found us out. The real trick of being a senior anything, let alone engineer, isn't being a genius or even being brilliant, it's having the experience to know what not to do.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Well, that and having a steady supply of underlings to blame.

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                We're not stupid enough to post our email address in a high traffic website.

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                                Lost User
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                                I have hundreds of emails :) And this email was not used. So I decided to adapt it here. And there is nothing very wrong with publishing the email on website. It's not a password for email, it' just a email. Do you happen to suffer from paranoia? :)

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                                • S SoMad

                                  :thumbsup: :laugh: good one. On the plus side, the police don't have to bother locking their cell door :-D BTW, who gets a neck tattoo like that?

                                  "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  glennPattonWork3
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                                  I know I should laugh but a friend of mine awoke the morning after his stag night in tattooist chair (a friend of one his friends) with a dashed line with 'cut here' on his neck (done in indelible ink) tattooist friend always kept his keys safe after that :laugh:

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    I have hundreds of emails :) And this email was not used. So I decided to adapt it here. And there is nothing very wrong with publishing the email on website. It's not a password for email, it' just a email. Do you happen to suffer from paranoia? :)

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Some of us are clever enough to not invite spam.

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                                    • P PhilLenoir

                                      Mark, I apologise if my sarcasm eluded you! :)

                                      Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Sarcasm? I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        Sarcasm? I've no idea what that is. I had to look it up.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        PhilLenoir
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                                        Must be because we aren't geniuses!

                                        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          I was referring to where he said "stupid", but I could be dumb enough to have got it wrong. I lie about my height a lot.

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          I lie about my height a lot.

                                          I've found, by using basic geometrical calculations, that I tend to be not so high when I'm lying.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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