Any get a call from TechStork about Windows security?
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You should have put them through to the "support department" and passed them back over to your wife for a second dose :)
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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I've had a few of these. If I'm not busy I tell them I don't really understand computers and ask them if they can tell me what operating system I have (I was told Windows 10 a few years ago by one caller). They usually end up asking me to open the Windows event log (where they'll show me some normal logs but try and explain that they're a sign of a virus/problem), so I get them to explain it step by step... Them: Click on the Start Button Me: What's a "Start Button"? Them: It's at the bottom left of your screen Me: No, I can't see anything there, are you sure it's supposed to be there? ...10-15 minutes later... Them: What make is your computer? Me: Apple Them: -- Gone -- :laugh:
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
:-D A mate and I pulled almost the same ruse a couple of months back, pretending to understand very little about computers. Nearing the end of the call, we told them that we just had a picture of a penguin. The best part was just after we hung up on them, his brother walked back in. Not a minute later, the phone starts ringing again. We told him not to pick it up - we knew exactly who it would be, but didn't tell him. Knowing better, he picked it up anyway. Cue: 10 minutes of laughing like hyenas on our part and a very confused Glenn. We've since setup a virgin box for the next ones. It's got nothing on it other than a freshly installed copy of linux, virtual-box with a copy of XP and a copy of team-viewer. The idea is that when we get another call, we'll connect using the team-viewer in the virtual machine, find-out their IP and then smash their network with the other 6 computers sitting in the office, hoping to really elephant-up their day. A quick ip-renew and then we'll duck back underground like the gophers in Caddy-Shack. (yes, we're probably putting too much effort into having a laugh)
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I've had a few of these. If I'm not busy I tell them I don't really understand computers and ask them if they can tell me what operating system I have (I was told Windows 10 a few years ago by one caller). They usually end up asking me to open the Windows event log (where they'll show me some normal logs but try and explain that they're a sign of a virus/problem), so I get them to explain it step by step... Them: Click on the Start Button Me: What's a "Start Button"? Them: It's at the bottom left of your screen Me: No, I can't see anything there, are you sure it's supposed to be there? ...10-15 minutes later... Them: What make is your computer? Me: Apple Them: -- Gone -- :laugh:
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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I got an unsolicited phone call from TechStork claiming that I have security errors on my Windows computer. They claimed that they know this because my computer sends them my event log and they know my name a phone number because they know my Microsoft license number. Has anyone gotten such a phone call? And would Windows be sending my event log without my knowledge or consent?
DavidSherwood wrote:
they know my Microsoft license number
So ask them to read it out to you. The only good reason for them to refuse is because they don't know it. They just go through phone books. Just about everyone has a computer, and just about all computers are Windows (when you look at the numbers, apple and Linux are almost trivial), so most people fit their target profile.
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I got an unsolicited phone call from TechStork claiming that I have security errors on my Windows computer. They claimed that they know this because my computer sends them my event log and they know my name a phone number because they know my Microsoft license number. Has anyone gotten such a phone call? And would Windows be sending my event log without my knowledge or consent?
When I get these kind of calls, I pretend that they are a pizza company and they are calling me to repeat my order. I think the call only lasts like a minute or two, but it is worth the laughs. These people are criminals and deserve to get butt fucked by an elephant with herpes.
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I got an unsolicited phone call from TechStork claiming that I have security errors on my Windows computer. They claimed that they know this because my computer sends them my event log and they know my name a phone number because they know my Microsoft license number. Has anyone gotten such a phone call? And would Windows be sending my event log without my knowledge or consent?
I haven't had one yet, but I can imagine saying: "OK, I've powered up my terminal and I have the login prompt and blinking cursor..."
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DavidSherwood wrote:
they know my Microsoft license number
So ask them to read it out to you. The only good reason for them to refuse is because they don't know it. They just go through phone books. Just about everyone has a computer, and just about all computers are Windows (when you look at the numbers, apple and Linux are almost trivial), so most people fit their target profile.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
But they did know it.
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They know your name and phone number because they just phoned you and looked up your number in the phone book. Their aim is to convince you you have computer problems and to then sell you a fix. They are scam artists of the worst sort - but amazing fun to string along.
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No, they repeated my license number
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No, they repeated my license number
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But they did know it.
Really? In that case, it's time to burn your hard drive and fit a new one. The only way they could have got that is if they already had access to the device.
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