What bug? There is no bug!

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/01/16/what-bug-there-is-no-bug/[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[kmoorevs]

:laugh: This reminded me of a issue I had a while back where our program started crashing (seemingly randomly) for certain customers, reporting a kernel32 error, and going through the whole gamut of reporting to MS, yada, yada... The behavior could not be reproduced on our end and plagued those users for many months until we were able to narrow it down to a rogue dll, not installed by us, but by another software vendor. Somehow, not always, and with no discernible pattern, this rogue library was being pulled into the stack. :omg: Replacing that dll with a newer version corrected the problem, until that vendor pushes another update, then we have to do it all over again! Sounds like job security to me! :)

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[Maximilien]

Is "CommitStrip" the new "Usefriendly[^]" carton?

I'd rather be phishing!

[CPallini]

:-D

[Garth J Lancaster]

learn to program in/like Klingon - 'there are no bugs (weakling scum), there are only features'

[KarstenK]

if we cant reproduce a "bug" we call it "issue". And done.

Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

[Pablo Aliskevicius]

For me, yes. Altough Commit Strip didn't make it to Antartica yet...