US Proposed Reform Plan for 2004
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Nishant S wrote: p.s. Sorry for the delay in replying, I was ROTFL for several seconds. S'alright Nish. Glad to be of service. Any plans for Smitha to come visit?
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David Stone wrote: S'alright Nish. Glad to be of service. Any plans for Smitha to come visit? Nope, not anywhere in the near future. Nish
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Some of it is sorta funny. But you are gonna get a lot of 1s for that post cause a lot of people wont like it I guess. As for me well I thought it was okay for a forwarded joke :-) Nish p.s. I am gonna get 1s too for the vague approval I gave your post :(
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I'm not terribly worried about it, Nish. But thanks for your concern.:-D Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
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David Stone wrote: S'alright Nish. Glad to be of service. Any plans for Smitha to come visit? Nope, not anywhere in the near future. Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Would you be upset if I proposed to her? Just to have an excuse to move her here, of course...;P Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
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David Stone wrote: S'alright Nish. Glad to be of service. Any plans for Smitha to come visit? Nope, not anywhere in the near future. Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Bummer. So tragic. I think I may cry now...:(( But, there's always Messenger right! I know it's not really a substitute, but it's much cheaper than phoning or flying back. :)
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I'm not terribly worried about it, Nish. But thanks for your concern.:-D Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
Roger Wright wrote: I'm not terribly worried about it, Nish I kinda knew that Rog Roger Wright wrote: But thanks for your concern Any time... Nish p.s. I think I still owe you another 950 posts...
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Bummer. So tragic. I think I may cry now...:(( But, there's always Messenger right! I know it's not really a substitute, but it's much cheaper than phoning or flying back. :)
any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes
David Stone wrote: But, there's always Messenger right Yup, it's my primary software application now. I use it more than I use VC++ and IE Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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Would you be upset if I proposed to her? Just to have an excuse to move her here, of course...;P Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
Roger Wright wrote: Would you be upset if I proposed to her? Just to have an excuse to move her here, of course... :-D Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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David Stone wrote: But, there's always Messenger right Yup, it's my primary software application now. I use it more than I use VC++ and IE Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
:omg: No way! I didn't think that was possible! You may want to look into Trillian[^]. It's got a bunch of cool features including automatic logging of all chats, talking to the big 4 chat clients, and approximately 8 billion smileys. :)
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:omg: No way! I didn't think that was possible! You may want to look into Trillian[^]. It's got a bunch of cool features including automatic logging of all chats, talking to the big 4 chat clients, and approximately 8 billion smileys. :)
any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes
David Stone wrote: You may want to look into Trillian[^]. Yup, I used it earlier today and it crashed every 30 mins :( ANyway by messenger I dont mean just msn. I use msn and yahoo alternatively depending on which one is more stabler at the m,oment Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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The following proposed 10 point non-interference plan should make the world happy! Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on their own. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) We'll offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway. 9) We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans will go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
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..and after this you are going to ask yourself why people all over the world "like" the USA?:zzz:
zack wrote: ..and after this you are going to ask yourself why people all over the world "like" the USA? They have Taco Bell joints here that serve South Indian food renamed and disguised to sound like Mexican food Nish
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zack wrote: ..and after this you are going to ask yourself why people all over the world "like" the USA? They have Taco Bell joints here that serve South Indian food renamed and disguised to sound like Mexican food Nish
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Nishant S wrote: serve South Indian food renamed and disguised to sound like Mexican food Which south indian food did they disguised...Dosa,Idly.appam.iddiappam,puttu, oothapam :-O cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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The following proposed 10 point non-interference plan should make the world happy! Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on their own. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) We'll offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway. 9) We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans will go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
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Nishant S wrote: serve South Indian food renamed and disguised to sound like Mexican food Which south indian food did they disguised...Dosa,Idly.appam.iddiappam,puttu, oothapam :-O cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
See the thread below, the chappathi's or stuffed parotha as they call over here in some hotels :-) - Kannan
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See the thread below, the chappathi's or stuffed parotha as they call over here in some hotels :-) - Kannan
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Sorry Kannan, I forgot to see the below thread... But anyway chappati and parotta are North indian food and nor South's :confused: cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
Actually the parotta we have in south india (* the layered one's ) are a variation of north indian's, I had this surprise when I was here at a restaurant sometime back :-) Anyway irrespective of the versions at the end its all rubbery stuff :-) regards Kannan
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The following proposed 10 point non-interference plan should make the world happy! Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on their own. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) We'll offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway. 9) We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans will go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
I voted a 5 because I can appreciate satire (plus I read it before voting !) Elaine :rolleyes: The tigress is here :-D
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The following proposed 10 point non-interference plan should make the world happy! Here's the plan: 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines and leave them on their own. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) We'll offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway. 9) We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans will go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
Roger Wright wrote: We will never "interfere" again Does it also work for Pinochet, the colonels regim in Greece and the Baas coup in Iraq sponsored by the CIA? ;P Roger Wright wrote: This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy :cool: Roger Wright wrote: will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness !:cool: Roger Wright wrote: We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place I suggest Geneva. That's right, Switzerland is not exactly an island, even if they managed to get the America's cup back to Europe :)
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Roger Wright wrote: We will never "interfere" again Does it also work for Pinochet, the colonels regim in Greece and the Baas coup in Iraq sponsored by the CIA? ;P Roger Wright wrote: This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy :cool: Roger Wright wrote: will require temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness !:cool: Roger Wright wrote: We'll ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place I suggest Geneva. That's right, Switzerland is not exactly an island, even if they managed to get the America's cup back to Europe :)
Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become demons Cowboy Bebop
KaЯl wrote: I suggest Geneva I dunno... the Swiss have always impressed me as being fairly smart. Do you think they'd accept it? Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.
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Will you also ban: - American tourism abroad - Export of american films and music - American cars I'm starting to like this :-D Regards, Haakon S. 'Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.' Piet Hein
Haakon S. wrote: Will you also ban: - American tourism abroad - Export of american films and music - American cars I'm with you on that - we should ban them here, as well!:-D Ancient man conquered his rivals with the jawbone of an ass; modern man uses the jawbone of a politician.