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    Lost User
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    Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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      Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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      Lost User
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      I've never seen an ad like that.

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        I've never seen an ad like that.

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        Rage
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        That's because it was banned. Wait a second...

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          Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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          MehGerbil wrote:

          1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet?

          Copyright owners.

          MehGerbil wrote:

          2: How would you ban a video from the internet?

          Copyright violation. Look on youtube.com for examples.

          MehGerbil wrote:

          That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

          Okay, there's a second method. QED

          I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

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            Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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            Ron Anders
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            All you hate is marketing. And that is perfectly normal.

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              Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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              Marc Clifton
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              What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark." I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads. Marc

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                What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark." I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads. Marc

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Well, what do you expect from the Wall Street Journal, intelligent or decent behaviour? If you do, there must be two Wall Streets.

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                  What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark." I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads. Marc

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                  JimmyRopes
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                  Don't take it personally. They are trying to bait you.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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                    megaadam
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                    "...hate humanity" If these are the worst wrongs of humanity I would say that we are pretty good shape!

                    Life is too shor

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                      Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      cannot ban a video!!! try posting a video of a F1 race and see how long it stays up

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        All you hate is marketing. And that is perfectly normal.

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        This. I don't think I need to explain myself further :laugh:

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                          What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark." I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads. Marc

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                          Worried Brown Eyes
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                          I used to feel the same way, but at some point, it stopped bothering me & it is with some satisfaction and glee that I now click the supposedly demeaning button - I know the truth about me, and button was worded like that due to some marketing drone's cod psychological thinking. Rise above it :)

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                            Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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                            Nguyen H H Dang
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                            Chuck Norris can ban anything

                            In code we trust !

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                              cannot ban a video!!! try posting a video of a F1 race and see how long it stays up

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              megaadam
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                              You are not allowed to post that character combination without paying an elephanting lot of money. Pay now or be crucified within 50 seconds.

                              Life is too shor

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                                You are not allowed to post that character combination without paying an elephanting lot of money. Pay now or be crucified within 50 seconds.

                                Life is too shor

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                                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                too late I now owe Bernie 97.25% of my earnings for the next 20 years, why didn't you warn me earlier I also understand that Chris has received a takedown notice for this thread

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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                                  Richard Deeming
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                                  This[^] seems to sum it up nicely. :)


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                                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                                    too late I now owe Bernie 97.25% of my earnings for the next 20 years, why didn't you warn me earlier I also understand that Chris has received a takedown notice for this thread

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    megaadam
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                                    97.25% ? Wow you got off pretty easy didntcha? Old Bernie is getting soft. Remember that guy who had this cool site with detailed live graphics, just graphics of who had overtaken whom in which lap etc, of every race? He got elephanted in his elephant rather badly too...

                                    Life is too shor

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                                      Have you seen enough of those ads on the internet yet? You know, those ads that say, "See this video before it is banned!" I want to ask people who click on that link these questions: 1: Who do you suppose is banning a video from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video from the internet? The internet is world-wide - there is NO SINGLE BODY that can ban a video. Just ask any celebrity who has had a sex tape leaked. That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet. We'd all be a great deal safer that way.

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                                      MehGerbil wrote:

                                      That ad should track IP addresses and people who clicked on it should themselves be banned from the internet

                                      1: Who do you suppose is banning a video these people from the internet? 2: How would you ban a video these people from the internet? I sense a flaw in this plan...

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                                        Chuck Norris can ban anything

                                        In code we trust !

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                                        Nguyen.H.H.Dang wrote:

                                        Chuck Norris can ban anything

                                        Chuck Norris gives it the Chuck Norris look and ...poof, it's gone, withering and whimpering.

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                                          What I find despicable are those popup ads that read something like "sign up to get the wall street journal news to your email" with a button that then says "No thank, I want to stay uniformed and in the dark." I kid you not. Degrading, that's what I call those ads. Marc

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                                          It's at times like this I'm reminded of the old saying - the world isn't run by logic, but instead by emotions. I've noticed those particular ads in the last couple of weeks and absolutely can't stand them. I refuse to click on their insulting button, instead resorting to the element-inspector and deleting the appropriate node of the document. - The first time I saw one, I closed the tab without reading the article.

                                          "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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