Worst things to spend money on
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I didn't get a good look at the divorce papers I was bent over to far.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
I take it her lawyer was standing right behind you...
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I'm in the lucky position that she is not that computer literate: she hasn't powered up her PC in about two years, and I redirected all her email to my address after her friends complained she never read her mail. :sigh: Plus, she is so worried about "breaking my computer" that she won't even dust the mouse! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Oh well, they say opposite's attract. :confused: On that subject: Do you dust your mouse often?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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What's the worst thing you have ever spent a wad of cash on? January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad. That day Camden Council towed my car away wasn't good. Root canal fillings are well up there...
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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You payed way too much... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
My nephew married a girl from S Africa (a Zulu, I believe). His family was supposed to pay her family a cow. It, of course, doesn't work like that in the UK. Instead of paying cash up front, you pay on the "never-never". While on the subject of the African dowry, I suggested that as it's supposed to take a large quantity of cow to make demi glace, I suggested it might be easier to ship them a gallon or two. I then wondered if they'd know the difference between demi glace and Gravy Granules, so I suggested a case of that instead.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Oh well, they say opposite's attract. :confused: On that subject: Do you dust your mouse often?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
Yep. You'd be amazed how much nasty stuff gets in there...but it's an "upside down" mouse - a trackball that you work with your thumb. So a lot of sweat and skin cells and general dirt gets taken in with the ball, and needs to be cleaned out regularly or the movement gets jerky. I dust my keyboard as well - before you ask - with a small soft paintbrush to get between the keys. If you don't, try an experiment. Get a sheet of A3, and shake your keyboard upside down over it.... :laugh:
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
I take it her lawyer was standing right behind you...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
With her and my lawyer pushing!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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What's the worst thing you have ever spent a wad of cash on? January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad. That day Camden Council towed my car away wasn't good. Root canal fillings are well up there...
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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Yep. You'd be amazed how much nasty stuff gets in there...but it's an "upside down" mouse - a trackball that you work with your thumb. So a lot of sweat and skin cells and general dirt gets taken in with the ball, and needs to be cleaned out regularly or the movement gets jerky. I dust my keyboard as well - before you ask - with a small soft paintbrush to get between the keys. If you don't, try an experiment. Get a sheet of A3, and shake your keyboard upside down over it.... :laugh:
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3 M&Ms, a slightly shrivelled peanut and, somewhat mysteriously a ham sandwich. I don't feel very well now, I think I should have left the sandwich. Was that Dr Zeuss book "Green Ham and Eggs"? X|
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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3 M&Ms, a slightly shrivelled peanut and, somewhat mysteriously a ham sandwich. I don't feel very well now, I think I should have left the sandwich. Was that Dr Zeuss book "Green Ham and Eggs"? X|
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
That's either a very big keyboard, or a very small sandwich! Or do you normally use it as a plate and forgot to eat your lunch? What happens when you have soup?
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That's either a very big keyboard, or a very small sandwich! Or do you normally use it as a plate and forgot to eat your lunch? What happens when you have soup?
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That explains what the goopy stuff was.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It got better today. And yes, I am being completely honest when I say I found it in a bin.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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With her and my lawyer pushing!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
Ooooo! Nasty. There's no one as good at shafting a man as a lawyer: but you're supposed to pick one who's on your side, not hers! :laugh:
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You payed way too much... :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
And your sig is clearly pro-penguin, so it's obviously anti-killer whale. As someone who quite likes killer whales, I'm offended! :laugh:
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
And your sig is clearly pro-penguin, so it's obviously anti-killer whale. As someone who quite likes killer whales, I'm offended! :laugh:
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Now that is a clear case of 'reading-between-the-lines'...Where do you came to the conclusion that penguins are involved in my signature?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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Now that is a clear case of 'reading-between-the-lines'...Where do you came to the conclusion that penguins are involved in my signature?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
MQOTD? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yep. You'd be amazed how much nasty stuff gets in there...but it's an "upside down" mouse - a trackball that you work with your thumb. So a lot of sweat and skin cells and general dirt gets taken in with the ball, and needs to be cleaned out regularly or the movement gets jerky. I dust my keyboard as well - before you ask - with a small soft paintbrush to get between the keys. If you don't, try an experiment. Get a sheet of A3, and shake your keyboard upside down over it.... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
small soft paintbrush
The vacuum cleaner with the attached brush (for gentle stuff) do miracles for me...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What's the worst thing you have ever spent a wad of cash on? January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad. That day Camden Council towed my car away wasn't good. Root canal fillings are well up there...
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Rob Philpott wrote:
January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad.
Exactly. Taxes. Absolutely the worst thing to have to spend money on. Funny thing is, I wouldn't actually mind paying taxes if I felt I had a say in how the money was used. Marc
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What's the worst thing you have ever spent a wad of cash on? January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad. That day Camden Council towed my car away wasn't good. Root canal fillings are well up there...
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Our family membership in YMCA. For the last 7 years we've used it for like 10 times...top.
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Rob Philpott wrote:
January tax return is looming, that's pretty bad.
Exactly. Taxes. Absolutely the worst thing to have to spend money on. Funny thing is, I wouldn't actually mind paying taxes if I felt I had a say in how the money was used. Marc
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I don't know how bad it is in the US, but here in the UK there's something called self-assessment where you have to try and work out how much you pay. Doing that is actually worse than handing the money over. Taxation here is very, very complicated. :(
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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Our family membership in YMCA. For the last 7 years we've used it for like 10 times...top.
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What do you go dressed as? A policeman, a road worker, a cowboy...?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
