Gold found in Cornwall!

[Lost User]

Unfortunately it was fool's gold. It was the Pyrites of Penzance

PooperPig - Coming Soon

[Tom Clement]

Ugh!

Tom Clement articles[^]

[Nueman]

You forgot your coat.

What we got here is a failure to communicate

[OriginalGriff]

Get your coat; I'll hold the door...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

They should have known it was too good to be Truro. ;P

[PhilLenoir]

Another falsehood from that anarchist Red Ruth. I heard she has a Falmouth.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.