Thought of the day

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

I would laugh if it wasn't so awfully true... :thumbsup:

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Corporal Agarn]

Vegetarian - old Indian* word for bad hunter. * Native American

[Kenneth Haugland]

Not unless they had a beef with them, and wanted to exchange some cutting remarks.

[Pualee]

No, it ruins the catering options...

[Brent Lamborn]

Another meating at the awfus, eh?

[OriginalGriff]

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit.” ― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Gary Wheeler]

and more importantly, should meetings attend to vegetarians?

Software Zen: delete this;

[W Balboos GHB]

Only if they have a steak in the outcome.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[W Balboos GHB]

Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential Apparently, if it's not frying Bacon, it's just too hard for him to work it out. Kitchen Confidential? Probably should have kept that secret to himself. .

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[jeron1]

They're the ones that turnip thier noses at good ideas, it beets me as to why.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

[Corporal Agarn]

W∴ Balboos wrote:

Apparently, if it's not frying Bacon, it's just too hard for him to work it out.

And your point is?

[megaadam]

A lot of food for thought above. Better get my coat. :^)

Life is too shor

[Mark_Wallace]

Of course not. Being addicted to veg is not so harmful as being addicted to sheep.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[W Balboos GHB]

Corporal Agarn wrote:

And your point is?

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My Point^

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[PhilLenoir]

I veal there are pros and cons, lettuce not chicken out or duck the issues and consider:

• They're unlikely to have a beef with the agenda, especially if they're on the lam from another meeting
• They do tend to ham-up the proceedings especially with Venice on the conference call (I've known them to be complete turkeys)
• Diary is always a problem especially for dyslexic vegans and their eggsagerated, cheesy opinions (the silly sausages)
• As stakeholders, they do tend to stew over the meat of the issues and will often tell porkies to support their case
• Such events tend to sprout leaks and are peppered with nuts

Ultimately, I don't carot all, in fact I don't give a ratatouille!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Slacker007]

More like dead hunter. :)

[Kenneth Haugland]

Hey, I'm sure vegetables have emotions as well. :-D

[Agent__007]

Well, if I could skip meetings by telling them I am a vegetarian, I would happily do so. :-O

Your time will come, if you let it be right.

[peterchen]

It's supposed to happen inside you. Any time now.

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[Freak30]

Better not, because they may leaf in the middle.

The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.