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  • K Kent Sharkey

    An extra amazeballs about that market cap story - they were apparently 90 days away from bankruptcy in 1997[^].

    TTFN - Kent

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    JMK NI
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    And then Microsoft stepped in and saved their ass!

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    • T tgrt

      That's not really how market capitalization works. I'll just give it to you, because I don't feel like arguing about it.

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      Lost User
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      Don't worry - I know what a market cap means. I was just being a bit overzealous...

      Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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      • K Kent Sharkey

        An extra amazeballs about that market cap story - they were apparently 90 days away from bankruptcy in 1997[^].

        TTFN - Kent

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        Lost User
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        Crazy, huh?

        Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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        • L Lost User

          How many people remember Michael Dell's famous 1997 quote when asked what he'd do to fix Apple? "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders," [^] At the closing bell today Apple's market capitalization is $774.7 billion. That's right folks, bigger than Microsoft ($362.2B) and Google ($362B)... combined! Probably enough left over to buy Dell. Regardless of how you feel about Apple products you have to admit that AAPL has been an amazing stock since 1997.

          Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Back then, the popularity of Win '95 had all but killed apple. It was money from microsoft that saved them. And their rise back to solvency has had precious little to do with computers, but more with gadgets that have computer chips in them -- first the ipod, then the iphone and the ipad -- and with the money from the app store/itunes. I wouldn't be surprised if they've paid out more in produce placement of their computers than they've made from them, even with their ridiculously high profit margins.

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            And then Microsoft stepped in and saved their ass!

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            Too bad they didn't keep the stock - it would be worth about $30B today!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Back then, the popularity of Win '95 had all but killed apple. It was money from microsoft that saved them. And their rise back to solvency has had precious little to do with computers, but more with gadgets that have computer chips in them -- first the ipod, then the iphone and the ipad -- and with the money from the app store/itunes. I wouldn't be surprised if they've paid out more in produce placement of their computers than they've made from them, even with their ridiculously high profit margins.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Lost User
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              I just knew people wouldn't be able to put their hatred of Apple away long enough to appreciate AAPL. Let it go, man. Let it go. ;)

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                I just knew people wouldn't be able to put their hatred of Apple away long enough to appreciate AAPL. Let it go, man. Let it go. ;)

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                Mark_Wallace
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                WTF are you talking about? I don't hate apple, I just have no respect for them -- and the day that money becomes the measure for identifying something's true worth is the day when we deserve a really big solar flare. Drug dealers have huge profit margins, too. That doesn't mean they have a superior product. Or are you saying that I should celebrate the money they make?

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                • L Lost User

                  Don't worry - I know what a market cap means. I was just being a bit overzealous...

                  Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                  tgrt
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                  I was just being cheeky.

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                  • L Lost User

                    How many people remember Michael Dell's famous 1997 quote when asked what he'd do to fix Apple? "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders," [^] At the closing bell today Apple's market capitalization is $774.7 billion. That's right folks, bigger than Microsoft ($362.2B) and Google ($362B)... combined! Probably enough left over to buy Dell. Regardless of how you feel about Apple products you have to admit that AAPL has been an amazing stock since 1997.

                    Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                    That means apple could shut up shop and give everyone in the world $100 If it was spread around according to current wealth, it could solve poverty world-wide at a stroke!

                    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                      WTF are you talking about? I don't hate apple, I just have no respect for them -- and the day that money becomes the measure for identifying something's true worth is the day when we deserve a really big solar flare. Drug dealers have huge profit margins, too. That doesn't mean they have a superior product. Or are you saying that I should celebrate the money they make?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Lost User
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                      Never mind. I was just appreciating the stock's performance - I have no desire to get into a discussion about capitalism or drug dealers.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Never mind. I was just appreciating the stock's performance - I have no desire to get into a discussion about capitalism or drug dealers.

                        Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Mike Mullikin wrote:

                        capitalism or drug dealers

                        See how well those things go together in a sentence?

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                        • L Lost User

                          That means apple could shut up shop and give everyone in the world $100 If it was spread around according to current wealth, it could solve poverty world-wide at a stroke!

                          PooperPig - Coming Soon

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                          So.... what are we waiting for ?

                          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                          • L Lost User

                            How many people remember Michael Dell's famous 1997 quote when asked what he'd do to fix Apple? "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders," [^] At the closing bell today Apple's market capitalization is $774.7 billion. That's right folks, bigger than Microsoft ($362.2B) and Google ($362B)... combined! Probably enough left over to buy Dell. Regardless of how you feel about Apple products you have to admit that AAPL has been an amazing stock since 1997.

                            Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                            Rage
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                            Mike Mullikin wrote:

                            has been an amazing stock since 1997

                            Statistically, this must be true for a lot of stocks since 1997.

                            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              Mike Mullikin wrote:

                              capitalism or drug dealers

                              See how well those things go together in a sentence?

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              :laugh: Not nearly as well as socialism and communism. :doh:

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                                Mike Mullikin wrote:

                                has been an amazing stock since 1997

                                Statistically, this must be true for a lot of stocks since 1997.

                                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                Rage wrote:

                                Statistically, this must be true for a lot of stocks since 1997.

                                Maybe, but very few have gone from near bankruptcy to being the most valuable company in the world.

                                Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                                  :laugh: Not nearly as well as socialism and communism. :doh:

                                  Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  You obviously don't understand either word. But that's not surprising, the amount of capitalist indoctrination and propaganda you appear to have been subjected to.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    You obviously don't understand either word. But that's not surprising, the amount of capitalist indoctrination and propaganda you appear to have been subjected to.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Wow! Your arrogance is appalling. :omg: :omg: :omg:

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Wow! Your arrogance is appalling. :omg: :omg: :omg:

                                      Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Less so than your lack of knowledge of terms that you just drop into discussion, apparently. Idiots who call themselves communists and idiots who call themselves socialist are just as ready to kill each other as idiots who call themselves capitalist, muslim, christian, or nihilist. Only idiots who have been indoctrinated into one of the other groups of idiots believe that communism and socialism are in any way allied. All any of the groups of idiots do is invent bollocks that states that their brand of idiocy is superior to all the other idiots' idiocies. Your telling me that capitalistic gains are marvellous falls on ears that are just as deaf to idiots who tell me I should worship one African god or another. Just keep your money-based religion out of the Lounge, eh? The rule is there for a reason.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        Less so than your lack of knowledge of terms that you just drop into discussion, apparently. Idiots who call themselves communists and idiots who call themselves socialist are just as ready to kill each other as idiots who call themselves capitalist, muslim, christian, or nihilist. Only idiots who have been indoctrinated into one of the other groups of idiots believe that communism and socialism are in any way allied. All any of the groups of idiots do is invent bollocks that states that their brand of idiocy is superior to all the other idiots' idiocies. Your telling me that capitalistic gains are marvellous falls on ears that are just as deaf to idiots who tell me I should worship one African god or another. Just keep your money-based religion out of the Lounge, eh? The rule is there for a reason.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Lost User
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                                        You may want to see a therapist, pal. You obviously have some serious issues that need to be worked out. Good luck. :|

                                        Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          You may want to see a therapist, pal. You obviously have some serious issues that need to be worked out. Good luck. :|

                                          Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Just my way of letting the trolls know that bothering me is too much trouble. Off you go, then. Go try to annoy someone else.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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