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  • L Lost User

    It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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    HobbyProggy
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    The dead can't post to CP... So stop posting right now :-D

    if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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    • L Lost User

      It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      Agent__007
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      Michael Martin wrote:

      But It Wasn't Me!

      Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? :~

      Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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      • L Lost User

        It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        Mark_Wallace
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        well, it looks like they're willing to keep going at killing people named Michael Martin, so...

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • A Agent__007

          Michael Martin wrote:

          But It Wasn't Me!

          Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? :~

          Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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          Lost User
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          Agent__007 wrote:

          Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? :~

          But am I me? Or is someone else typing this. There isn't even a photo that the 11/12 CPians who have met me face to face could verify is or isn't me.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          • L Lost User

            It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Lost User
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            Blimey! I'd steer clear of that area if I were you - don't want to get mistaken for the other chap! Or his son.

            PooperPig - Coming Soon

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              The dead can't post to CP... So stop posting right now :-D

              if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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              Daniel Pfeffer
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              HobbyProggy wrote:

              The dead can't post to CP...

              Where is that mentioned in the rules?

              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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              • L Lost User

                It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                Amarnath S
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                A quick search on LinkedIn shows 141 people with your name in Australia. Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though. That excludes the unlisted ones.

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                • L Lost User

                  It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Lost User
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                  Ever see the original Terminator movie? Sarah Connor... Michael Martin... :~

                  Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.

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                  • L Lost User

                    It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Dan Neely
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                    Quote:

                    "It needed a lot of close scrutiny because there was blood from the first attack [2 months ago] still there."

                    Two month old blood stains still around... really classy people there. :sigh:

                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    • A Amarnath S

                      A quick search on LinkedIn shows 141 people with your name in Australia. Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though. That excludes the unlisted ones.

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                      Avijnata wrote:

                      Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though.

                      They don't count, must be Yanks sneaking in. All Aussies Michael's shorten to Mick.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      • L Lost User

                        Avijnata wrote:

                        Some of them are "Mike Martin"s though.

                        They don't count, must be Yanks sneaking in. All Aussies Michael's shorten to Mick.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        Amarnath S
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                        Oh OK. New learning for me today. Thanks.

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                          Quote:

                          "It needed a lot of close scrutiny because there was blood from the first attack [2 months ago] still there."

                          Two month old blood stains still around... really classy people there. :sigh:

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            HobbyProggy wrote:

                            The dead can't post to CP...

                            Where is that mentioned in the rules?

                            If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            its item 5 on the secret rules (oh wait you do know about the secret rules don't you? NO! well I was joking there are no secret rules, none at all, don't know how you could think their were)

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              its item 5 on the secret rules (oh wait you do know about the secret rules don't you? NO! well I was joking there are no secret rules, none at all, don't know how you could think their were)

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              Daniel Pfeffer
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                              Last night upon a stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today He must be from the CIA :) [Originally seen by me in Mad Magazine, too many years ago]

                              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                                Michael Martin wrote:

                                But It Wasn't Me!

                                Why did you think you should clarify that? The guy is dead, isn't he? :~

                                Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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                                PhilLenoir
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                                ... because if he hadn't typed it we would have assumed (known?) it was him, especially given his beer intake.

                                Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                • L Lost User

                                  It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  PhilLenoir
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                                  Damn, for all the money I paid, you'd have thought they'd get the right one!

                                  Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Dan Neely
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                                    Yeah; but this was apparently reality not fantasy world...

                                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                      have you never seen CSI they can see minute traces of blood from decades earlier, its a bit like how they can "zoom in" on a single pixel and "enhance the image" to reveal vital info (car plate, text on a mobile or even the murderers face) its science init

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      Rage
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                                      They are really fair in CSI with "enhancing" : just saw two episodes yesterday in which it went: - "Can you zoom more?" - "This is the best I can do" - "Oh, OK, so nothing of much help here". This probably balances all the other improbable things they are always doing.

                                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                        Sander Rossel
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                                        Are you the junior? If you have drugs connections and multiple people want you dead that bad you probably deserved it though... :~

                                        My blog[^]

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          It was some other poor bastard with the same name and the same age.[^]

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                          I read that this morning and wondered...

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