But It Wasn't Me!

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

its item 5 on the secret rules (oh wait you do know about the secret rules don't you? NO! well I was joking there are no secret rules, none at all, don't know how you could think their were)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Last night upon a stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today He must be from the CIA :) [Originally seen by me in Mad Magazine, too many years ago]

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[PhilLenoir]

... because if he hadn't typed it we would have assumed (known?) it was him, especially given his beer intake.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[PhilLenoir]

Damn, for all the money I paid, you'd have thought they'd get the right one!

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[Dan Neely]

Yeah; but this was apparently reality not fantasy world...

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Rage]

They are really fair in CSI with "enhancing" : just saw two episodes yesterday in which it went: - "Can you zoom more?" - "This is the best I can do" - "Oh, OK, so nothing of much help here". This probably balances all the other improbable things they are always doing.

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

[Sander Rossel]

Are you the junior? If you have drugs connections and multiple people want you dead that bad you probably deserved it though... :~

My blog[^]

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[Lost User]

I read that this morning and wondered...

[Lost User]

HobbyProggy wrote:

The dead can't post to CP...

Leslie can.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

[PapaCraft]

still not you? http://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/michelle-trestrail-turns-to-facebook-in-her-search-for-her-birth-father-michael-martin/story-fndo4dzn-1226581283732 :-D

entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem