T-G-I-F
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So, yesterday I got on the elevator on the way to work, when I noticed a young bubbly blond running up just as the doors started to close. I quickly pushed the "Open Doors" button and opened the doors just in time. Smiling from ear to ear as she walked in, she said in her Valley-Girl voice "T-G-I-F". Well, politely, I turned to her and smiled as I replied, "S-H-I-T". Her jaw dropped as she huffed, and then replied "No, it's T-G-I-F". Again, I smiled back and said, "No, S-H-I-T". Now, loosing that bubbly valley girl voice, she intensely looks at me as she says, "No dunbass, it's T-G-I-F, Thank God It's Friday!" as she stomped her foot! Just then the elevator stopped at my floor and the doors opened. I started to get off, as I turned and held the doors with my hand and said to her, "Look Bitch, it's S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey It's Thursday"! TGIF - Have A GREAT WEEKEND!