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  • D David Wulff

    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Hehe, your're just pissed at John, aren't you? Lol, no. I wouldn't waste the effort. :rolleyes: Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Maybe you should go get a beer too..? Now that I will take you up on, so long as you are buying? ;P


    David Wulff

    "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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    David Wulff wrote: Now that I will take you up on, so long as you are buying? Hmm.. how much beer can you drink before you pass out? *checking wallet* :rolleyes: -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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      This is funny from Jay Leno show. "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." -Jay Leno "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them." -Jay Leno "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." -Jay Leno Jay Leno is an American as I think "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio." -Jay Leno La ILah Ila allah Mohamed Rasoul Allah

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      I have one comment worth considering. Why are so many Iraqis glad to see their country invaded ? Ok, another comment. A protester in London was asked why he was protesting against the war. It turns out he is Iraqi, born in the same town as Saddam Hussein. His complaints included support by external governments for SH in the past, and resentement that the job wasn't finished in 1991. The tigress is here :-D

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      • D David Wulff

        Go outside, take a walk around, maybe have a beer or three, then come back in and try again. You're picking a fight with the poster not what was posted - you can do that privately thank you.


        David Wulff

        "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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        David Wulff wrote: Go outside, take a walk around, maybe have a beer or three why walk around and go outside? Just pull out the beers:beer: :-D:laugh::laugh: Later,
        JoeSox
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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Stop posting anti-American bullshit. You'd be pretty damned surprised at how friendly most of us can be (or how easy it is to stay off our radar) when you're not being a fuckin' dipshit. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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          JoeSox
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Stop posting anti-American bullshit. I see nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade. Good job John:-D Later,
          JoeSox
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            David Wulff wrote: Now that I will take you up on, so long as you are buying? Hmm.. how much beer can you drink before you pass out? *checking wallet* :rolleyes: -- Shine, enlighten me - shine Shine, awaken me - shine Shine for all your suffering - shine

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            David Wulff
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            £7.50 normally does it. Enough for a bottle of meths and the taxi ride to the hospital. :-O


            David Wulff

            "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Stop posting anti-American bullshit. You'd be pretty damned surprised at how friendly most of us can be (or how easy it is to stay off our radar) when you're not being a fuckin' dipshit. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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              Christian Graus
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              I've often commented about the fact that the USA is the only country in the world that can't take a joke directed at itself. If something about Australia was posted that was as funny as this is ( perhaps criticising the whole boat people affair, for example ), I would be laughing along with all the Yanks who freak out when it's THEIR country that's the butt of a joke. And unless I miss my guess, the jokes were actually written by an American as well. But I must admit in this case a lot of Yanks probably feel a little embattled. What with you guys starting a war that the population of the world does not want and all. Christian NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIG IS THE WORD SIZE ,THE DATA MUCT BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE CPU. - Vinod Sharma Anonymous wrote: OK. I read a c++ book. Or...a bit of it anyway. I'm sick of that evil looking console window. I think you are a good candidate for Visual Basic. - Nemanja Trifunovic

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                I have one comment worth considering. Why are so many Iraqis glad to see their country invaded ? Ok, another comment. A protester in London was asked why he was protesting against the war. It turns out he is Iraqi, born in the same town as Saddam Hussein. His complaints included support by external governments for SH in the past, and resentement that the job wasn't finished in 1991. The tigress is here :-D

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                Don't believe in everything you see. We are living in strange times. Read this

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                  I've often commented about the fact that the USA is the only country in the world that can't take a joke directed at itself. If something about Australia was posted that was as funny as this is ( perhaps criticising the whole boat people affair, for example ), I would be laughing along with all the Yanks who freak out when it's THEIR country that's the butt of a joke. And unless I miss my guess, the jokes were actually written by an American as well. But I must admit in this case a lot of Yanks probably feel a little embattled. What with you guys starting a war that the population of the world does not want and all. Christian NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIG IS THE WORD SIZE ,THE DATA MUCT BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE CPU. - Vinod Sharma Anonymous wrote: OK. I read a c++ book. Or...a bit of it anyway. I'm sick of that evil looking console window. I think you are a good candidate for Visual Basic. - Nemanja Trifunovic

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                  I can take a joke as well as anyone else, but these assholes are wearing out their welcome. The only thing they post is anti-american. I DEFY you to point out otherwise. I'm tired of their fucked up little games, and I will NOT sit idly by while they continue to press the subject, I don't give a good goddamn how fucking funny a joke is. Enough is fuckin enough. This is a PROGRAMMERS board, not a goddamn podium where everyone is free to continually spout bullshit about something they either know nothing AT ALL about, or when they have their own purile little agendas. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                    I have one comment worth considering. Why are so many Iraqis glad to see their country invaded ? Ok, another comment. A protester in London was asked why he was protesting against the war. It turns out he is Iraqi, born in the same town as Saddam Hussein. His complaints included support by external governments for SH in the past, and resentement that the job wasn't finished in 1991. The tigress is here :-D

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                    That is not the point. This clearly sets an international precedent for pre-emptive strike as a legitimate option; and may be the start of a disastrous period in human history. My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      I can take a joke as well as anyone else, but these assholes are wearing out their welcome. The only thing they post is anti-american. I DEFY you to point out otherwise. I'm tired of their fucked up little games, and I will NOT sit idly by while they continue to press the subject, I don't give a good goddamn how fucking funny a joke is. Enough is fuckin enough. This is a PROGRAMMERS board, not a goddamn podium where everyone is free to continually spout bullshit about something they either know nothing AT ALL about, or when they have their own purile little agendas. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                      As I said, while I note this tendency in residents of the USA, I'd have to agree that there has been a lot of anti US stuff, and the whole war thing is getting tired here. People should really discuss it elsewhere. Especially when CNN is showing pictures of US troops in Iraqi hands, some of which were apparently executed. That's enough to make anyone feel upset by any criticism, and makes it a good time for the anti folks to shut up. At least that's how I feel. Christian NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIG IS THE WORD SIZE ,THE DATA MUCT BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE CPU. - Vinod Sharma Anonymous wrote: OK. I read a c++ book. Or...a bit of it anyway. I'm sick of that evil looking console window. I think you are a good candidate for Visual Basic. - Nemanja Trifunovic

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                      • D David Wulff

                        Go outside, take a walk around, maybe have a beer or three, then come back in and try again. You're picking a fight with the poster not what was posted - you can do that privately thank you.


                        David Wulff

                        "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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                        David Wulff wrote: You're picking a fight with the poster Welcome to the bright light ofd day David. Haven't you noticed that this asshole won't leave well enough alone? Political and religious opinions, agendas, beliefs or any of that other bullshit have no place here. We're programmers, NOT clerics, or even world fuckin leaders. CP has turned into a dumping ground for pointless bullshit posts, and I'm tired of it. I will no longer just ignore it. And you're right, I'm here to pick a fight. If these fuckers wanna shake the sand out of their turbans and make the trip here to south Texas, I'd personally be glad to run them through with the nearest blunt object. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                          are you talking about Guantalamo Bay ? for this reason you should bomb yourself

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                          Go home Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

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                            As I said, while I note this tendency in residents of the USA, I'd have to agree that there has been a lot of anti US stuff, and the whole war thing is getting tired here. People should really discuss it elsewhere. Especially when CNN is showing pictures of US troops in Iraqi hands, some of which were apparently executed. That's enough to make anyone feel upset by any criticism, and makes it a good time for the anti folks to shut up. At least that's how I feel. Christian NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIG IS THE WORD SIZE ,THE DATA MUCT BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE CPU. - Vinod Sharma Anonymous wrote: OK. I read a c++ book. Or...a bit of it anyway. I'm sick of that evil looking console window. I think you are a good candidate for Visual Basic. - Nemanja Trifunovic

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                            I appreciate your attempt to cool things off, but I'm officially over the freakin edge. No quarter will be granted. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                              are you talking about Guantalamo Bay ? for this reason you should bomb yourself

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                              besmel wrote: are you talking about Guantalamo Bay ? Just so you don't live the rest of your life in a total state of ignorance... It's Guantanamo Bay. ;P

                              Paul Lyons, CCPL
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                                This is funny from Jay Leno show. "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." -Jay Leno "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them." -Jay Leno "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." -Jay Leno Jay Leno is an American as I think "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio." -Jay Leno La ILah Ila allah Mohamed Rasoul Allah

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                                Laugh about this *sshole http://www.sciri.btinternet.co.uk/English/Saddam_Crimes/Chemical_Weapons/chemical_weapons.html Or maybe you can explain why your peace loving Muslim buddy seems to be killing so many other Muslims..... http://www.sciri.btinternet.co.uk/English/Saddam_Crimes/saddam_crimes.html[^] Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

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                                  David Wulff wrote: You're picking a fight with the poster Welcome to the bright light ofd day David. Haven't you noticed that this asshole won't leave well enough alone? Political and religious opinions, agendas, beliefs or any of that other bullshit have no place here. We're programmers, NOT clerics, or even world fuckin leaders. CP has turned into a dumping ground for pointless bullshit posts, and I'm tired of it. I will no longer just ignore it. And you're right, I'm here to pick a fight. If these fuckers wanna shake the sand out of their turbans and make the trip here to south Texas, I'd personally be glad to run them through with the nearest blunt object. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                  DODO
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                                  :laugh::laugh:;P this asshole won't leave well enough alone? it is not for you to decide it is for me? Political and religious opinions, agendas, beliefs or any of that other bullshit have no place here. We're programmers, NOT clerics, or even world fuckin leaders. the launge is for discussing stuff not for programming CP has turned into a dumping ground for pointless bullshit posts, and I'm tired of it. I will no longer just ignore it. you cannot control any body's opinion but yours that is of course if you have an objective one :zzz:do you have a dictionary in bad language or you know all this by heart??:eek: If these ** wanna shake the sand out of their turbans we dont wear turbans COw boy I feel pretty bad for you as you are so helpless all you do is call people names and bang your head againest the wall,talk objectively and discuss things logicaly La ILah Ila allah Mohamed Rasoul Allah

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                                    I have one comment worth considering. Why are so many Iraqis glad to see their country invaded ? Ok, another comment. A protester in London was asked why he was protesting against the war. It turns out he is Iraqi, born in the same town as Saddam Hussein. His complaints included support by external governments for SH in the past, and resentement that the job wasn't finished in 1991. The tigress is here :-D

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                                    DODO
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                                    Why are so many Iraqis glad to see their country invaded ? they are not Iraqis they are Qurdis (north Iraq) I must make it clear that SH is a mad man and must be taken off but Iraqi people who must do this not any one else it is not Americas or England's business:) La ILah Ila allah Mohamed Rasoul Allah

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                                      Laugh about this *sshole http://www.sciri.btinternet.co.uk/English/Saddam_Crimes/Chemical_Weapons/chemical_weapons.html Or maybe you can explain why your peace loving Muslim buddy seems to be killing so many other Muslims..... http://www.sciri.btinternet.co.uk/English/Saddam_Crimes/saddam_crimes.html[^] Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

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                                      DODO
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                                      again I repeat I dont suppport SH and never did I say he must be removed by Iraqi people it is their country if you know what I mean, if he is using Chemical weapons on civilians he deserves to be burned HIM NOT THE IRAQI PEOPLE and the UN is cabbable of taking the disission ,USA is not the world governer and it must stick to it's own business,do you think that GW is doing this for the sake of Iraqi people,spending bilions and lives of men and women in the army I realy felt very bad for the prisoners yesterday they are so young ,hope I made my point I am not Anti american and muslims are not beasts ,enough for America taking that good care of Israel or you will say that palastinians are using chemical weapons too La ILah Ila allah Mohamed Rasoul Allah

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                                        Go home Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?

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                                        besmel
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                                        pardon Sir, but YOU and your military should go home

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                                          besmel wrote: are you talking about Guantalamo Bay ? Just so you don't live the rest of your life in a total state of ignorance... It's Guantanamo Bay. ;P

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                                          besmel
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                                          tnx for the infos, so you know what I'm talking about, dont ya ?

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