The Mrs is coming home...
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Call a cleaning company: offer them / him / her significant cash to have it ready by tonight.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Andy_L_J wrote:
I know I am in for a Sh*t storm
Buy more toilet paper.
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Don't you have a big carpet somewhere? If you don't have that... you are doomed[^]...
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
I would attempt to fake amnesia.. then when she enters scream at her who are you and why are you here etc..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I would attempt to fake amnesia.. then when she enters scream at her who are you and why are you here etc..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't you have a big carpet somewhere? If you don't have that... you are doomed[^]...
[www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Get all her friends to come to the house to greet her, then blame them for the mess, after they've left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Get all her friends to come to the house to greet her, then blame them for the mess, after they've left.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is dead set genius!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
That might not be a good explanation for the rumpled sheets in the bedroom... :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Sounds like Entwhistle's "My Wife" is going to become "your song"! (Who's Next, side 1, track 4).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Mrs Andy_L_J is coming home tomorrow after two weeks in New Zealand. I have sat on the couch, drank beer, watched cricket and eaten at the pub most days. No housework has been attempted, except my work clothes were washed and dried. I know I am in for a Sh*t storm when she gets home so does anyone have any suggestions (other than being Brahms and List when she arrives) that might ensure the continued existence of moi?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
Pack a suitcase, leave home, return a hour after she gets back and pretend you were on business trip or visiting your parents.
