Thought of the Day

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

Just what is Griff smoking?

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Lost User]

I don't like fish, so I would prefer him smoking ham.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

[den2k88]

Lamb, of course :baaaa!:

Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

[V 0]

longbottom leaf ? ;P

V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

[OriginalGriff]

I don't. I gave up cigarettes over ten years ago, and haven't touched dope for must be twenty years or more. In fact, no illegal substances have been partaken of in at least twenty years now...surprising, really, when I think just how much I used to consume... :omg: I don't even drink seriously anymore. And before anyone gets started, I'm not on solvents, glue, paint, nail varnish thinner, mushrooms, or into licking toads either! :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Sander Rossel]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'm not on solvents, glue, paint, nail varnish thinner, mushrooms, or into licking toads either!

But you're awfully informed for someone who claims he isn't using... :^)

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Nagy Vilmos]

So, you're drinking the Sheep Dip again?

veni bibi saltavi

[Mike Hankey]

The last toad I licked was named Wanda and I had a hell of a time getting rid of her. :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

QA!

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

But of course...One spending that much time in QA need on other 'solvents'...

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[HobbyProggy]

smoke... obvious

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[JimmyRopes]

OriginalGriff wrote:

into licking toads

Is tat code for :baaaa!: shagging in Wales? :~

Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

[Mark_Wallace]

He'll get his legs smacked if it's not bacon!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

Current performance is no indicator of past history: I used to consume ridiculous amounts of narcotics, but I gave up one by one, and haven't used anything for well over a decade.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[PhilLenoir]

His friend's mum's laptop.

Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

[MarkTJohnson]

I'm glad to hear that. You might even become a role model.