Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

If you’re happy and you know it, what prescription medication are you on?

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[Lost User]

Clap treatment?

[Lost User]

"Nitrous oxide"

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[Mike Hankey]

Full tank of gas and a clean windshield?

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[Richard Deeming]

If you're happy and you don't know it, are you still happy?

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[Slacker007]

xanax. I am without wit.

[Tim Carmichael]

Coffee... strong, black, leaded.

[Sander Rossel]

I think they call it weekend :D

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[Brady Kelly]

It doesn't always make you physically laugh, but the term Happy Gas is about as accurate as they get.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

[OriginalGriff]

They still use it as a pain killer in ambulances under the name of "Gas and Air" Plus, you can squirt it into your engine and get Really Happy (for a short while).

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[Lost User]

Brady Kelly wrote:

It doesn't always make you physically laugh,

Indeed, sometimes it makes you sleep :thumbsup: Alternatively, you could try alternative medicine[^] Meaning, if that happens to be legal in your country.

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[Abhinav S]

OriginalGriff wrote:

what prescription medication are you on?

Not something the doctor prescribed.

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[PapaCraft]

Woe to you who were happy before you know it, for you will feed now the kingdom of Big Pharma.

entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

[PapaCraft]

So you're happy as long as you don't know it, but now you know it the worst is "Are you more happy than me?".

entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

[Brady Kelly]

It's only illegal, not evil. :suss:

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[Brady Kelly]

I prefer squirting it into a balloon. But, I did seriously think about adding it to my first car. Would have been quite the 1400cc Datsun with a bit of the old nitrous.

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[Lost User]

Go sue mother nature :cool:

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[OriginalGriff]

I've thought of adding it to various of my bikes as well - only to abandon the idea when I realise how big the bottle is of you want to use it for any significant time! :laugh: It nearly made it onto my VW Trike though - until I remembered I could already lift the front end off the ground with one hand... :-O

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[AspDotNetDev]

Why would you want to treat The Clap!?

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!