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  • D Daniel Pfeffer

    Imagine that - a real moon-calf! (in both senses)

    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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    GuyThiebaut
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    Let's see how long it takes my team to catch on that the email I sent out is connected to the date... Hi All, Due to an issue in the Microsoft update for .NET we are going to need to retype all of our code in lowercase letters only. Chris I will raise a helpdesk ticket for this – we should start soon before our applications start failing… Regards Guy

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    • G GuyThiebaut

      Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

      “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

      ― Christopher Hitchens

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      King Fisher
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      nice suit . ;P

      நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்

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      • G GuyThiebaut

        Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

        “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

        ― Christopher Hitchens

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        Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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        How will it place foot on moon?

        The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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        • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

          How will it place foot on moon?

          The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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          OriginalGriff
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          Silly person! Cows don't have feet - they have hooves. ;)

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          • G GuyThiebaut

            Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

            “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

            ― Christopher Hitchens

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            Joan M
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            And the chat transcriptions between Houston and the moon would be nice... - Houston here, how is it going on the moon? - MOOOOOOO - Yes, on the moon... - MOOOOOOO - forget it... - MOOOOOOO? :rolleyes: PS: Just in case someone thought that this has a problem due to translation and that something has been lost in the process... forget it... it has the same funny level in Catalan... :rolleyes:

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Silly person! Cows don't have feet - they have hooves. ;)

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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              That was my intention too. I was thinking about the news that might be posted on televisions, "First step", "First foot", "First hoof" :D journalists are going to have a tough time thinking about a valid statement.

              The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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              • J Joan M

                And the chat transcriptions between Houston and the moon would be nice... - Houston here, how is it going on the moon? - MOOOOOOO - Yes, on the moon... - MOOOOOOO - forget it... - MOOOOOOO? :rolleyes: PS: Just in case someone thought that this has a problem due to translation and that something has been lost in the process... forget it... it has the same funny level in Catalan... :rolleyes:

                [www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]

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                "Moooston, we have a problem..."

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • G GuyThiebaut

                  Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

                  “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                  ― Christopher Hitchens

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                  megaadam
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                  A small step for one cow... but a giant leap for Cow-kind.

                  Life is too shor

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                    "Moooston, we have a problem..."

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    - Sorry spotty! After that last transcription we are drinking moonshine and not mooonitoring you anymoooooore. - MOOOOOOOO! :laugh:

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                    • M megaadam

                      A small step for one cow... but a giant leap for Cow-kind.

                      Life is too shor

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      I thought the Cow jumped ***over*** the Moon?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • G GuyThiebaut

                        Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

                        “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                        ― Christopher Hitchens

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                        Johnny J
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                        If this is a joke, I don't find it amoosing! :doh:

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                        • G GuyThiebaut

                          Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

                          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                          ― Christopher Hitchens

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                          Jacquers
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                          Well, this would explain how the moon came to be made of cheese.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I thought the Cow jumped ***over*** the Moon?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Freak30
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                            It jumped all over (the surface of) the moon.

                            The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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                            • G GuyThiebaut

                              Amazing idea, finally cows will be able to travel in space too http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/[^] Must check my watch to see what date it is...

                              “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                              ― Christopher Hitchens

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                              KaushalJB
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                              Better be on fast Mooooo !! or Shitinside :laugh:

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