Thought of the day

[Slacker007]

This one was actually kind of clever, IMO. +24

[Ron Nicholson]

only on the mainframe

Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.

[GuyThiebaut]

I am wondering if I can squeeze an EBCDIC pun in there :^)

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

[Mike Hankey]

Unicode is the answer!

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

[OriginalGriff]

I tried, but...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

No, Unicorn is the answer. And if you catch one, stop smoking those funny cigarettes...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Ravi Bhavnani]

I really enjoy these!  :thumbsup: +5 /ravi

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[Mike Hankey]

OriginalGriff wrote:

And if you catch one, stop smoking those funny cigarettes...

I used to see them all the time but was to stoned to try to catch. :) "Better living through chemistry" DuPont

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

[Ravi Bhavnani]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I tried, but...

...you were out of character? /ravi

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[Ravi Bhavnani]

Mike Hankey wrote:

was to stoned to try to catch.

I take Exception to that. /ravi

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[OriginalGriff]

LOL!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

How long have you been Korean? I felt like I was there!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mark_Wallace]

At least we're on the same page.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Brady Kelly]

Just one stupid ANSI an'ull terminate the conversation.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

[Roger Wright]

"Bailiff, Whack his EBCDIC![^]"

Will Rogers never met me.

[Richard Deeming]

You might end up looking like a bit of a \a\0. :-\

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Rutvik Dave]

:laugh: Good one :thumbsup:

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[Mike Hankey]

Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

I take Exception to for that.

FTFY :)

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

[Marc Clifton]

Where do you come up with these? They're GREAT! Marc

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[phil o]

Only if you nee code :p Edit: wrong post, I meant to post it to the root post.

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