Hardwork vs Smartwork
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If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you :-)
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If you hadn't done a lot of hard-work you will never be able to do it smart!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I smartly avoid the hardwork of answering this question. :laugh:
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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What happens when?
Hardwork == Smartwork
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I smartly avoid the hardwork of answering this question. :laugh:
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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"Hard work" is what real people do. "Smart work" is what morons blather on about at expensive and useless management retreats in smart golfing hotels.
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"Hard work" is what real people do. "Smart work" is what morons blather on about at expensive and useless management retreats in smart golfing hotels.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Hoi can I get me some of this smart work stuff, I just seem to be slaving over a keyboard!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Gin
veni bibi saltavi
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Hoi can I get me some of this smart work stuff, I just seem to be slaving over a keyboard!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
It's from apple, innit? iWork, iJustwork, iBarelywork -- sumfin' like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Hard work" is what real people do. "Smart work" is what morons blather on about at expensive and useless management retreats in smart golfing hotels.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Smart work is the reason you give for playing solitaire when your colleagues ask WTF you're doing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong question! Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress. Therefore you failed, initalilly. :-\
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
The answer is "Cheese"! Because: I'm really good at these!
..basically?
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
The answer is "Cheese"!
Wrong! The answer is "Core". :laugh:
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
The answer is "Cheese"! Because: I'm really good at these!
..basically?
I had a book of puzzles, once! Green, it was.* * Several kudoses for whoever gets the reference
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong question! Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress. Therefore you failed, initalilly. :-\
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HobbyProggy wrote:
Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress percent.
FTFY
HobbyProggy wrote:
Therefore you failed, initalilly.
I gildalily
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Smart work is the reason you give for playing solitaire when your colleagues ask WTF you're doing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
"Compiling!" Obligatory XKCD[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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HobbyProggy wrote:
Effectiveness is not measured in work, it's measured in progress percent.
FTFY
HobbyProggy wrote:
Therefore you failed, initalilly.
I gildalily
Sascha Lefévre wrote:
gildalily
:confused: Wut is dat for a word?
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