Greatest Liar in the World
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I'm entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place," said Snow White. They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering" said Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?". They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio. I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I'm entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place," said Snow White. They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering" said Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?". They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio. I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
:laugh: Wait a minute they don't let liars become POTUS do they?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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:laugh: Wait a minute they don't let liars become POTUS do they?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
Mike Hankey wrote:
Wait a minute they don't let have to be liars to become POTUS don't they?
FTFY :-D
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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:laugh: Wait a minute they don't let liars become POTUS do they?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
Please tell me the statistics for the last 50 years will you. :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I'm entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place," said Snow White. They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering" said Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?". They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio. I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Surely Pinocchio would only have a chance of success if it was a "worst liar in the world" contest?
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I'm entering" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?" "First Place," said Snow White. They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering" said Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?". They continue walking and see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world." Pinocchio says "this is mine." Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked. "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio. I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Very useful, thanks a lot! :thumbsup:
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