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  • L Lost User

    http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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    chriselst
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    A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

    I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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      http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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      Lost User
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      Well, they are crazy sunshines[^] who kill each other using their neck/horns as a flail.

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      • L Lost User

        http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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        Beware the imgurians !

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        • L Lost User

          http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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          Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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          Even Eminem is afraid of these creatures! Link for his Facebook QA[^]

          The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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          • C chriselst

            Quote:

            A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

            I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            I think it's more to do with keeping the possibility of suing/charging the humans if the explanation turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

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              http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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              Super Lloyd
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              Giraffes are cowards[^]! ;P

              All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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                I think it's more to do with keeping the possibility of suing/charging the humans if the explanation turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

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                ZurdoDev
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                Member 9082365 wrote:

                turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

                You stuck your neck out on that one. :-\

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • Z ZurdoDev

                  Member 9082365 wrote:

                  turns out to be nothing but a tall story!

                  You stuck your neck out on that one. :-\

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Lost User
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                  This whole thread has gone over my head.

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                  • L Lost User

                    This whole thread has gone over my head.

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                    ZurdoDev
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                    I think I've spotted the problem.

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      I think I've spotted the problem.

                      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                      Lost User
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                      Have you? Sounds like a tall story to me.

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                      • S Super Lloyd

                        Giraffes are cowards[^]! ;P

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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                          ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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                          Keep in mind that the brave Aussies have to fight off murderous Koalas and Kangaroos every day! :-D

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                            http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Cyclist-allegedly-killed-by-giraffe-20150428[^] http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Woman-climbs-into-giraffe-pen-gets-kicked-in-face-20140820[^] http://www.news24.com/Travel/Multimedia/Crazy-giraffe-chases-safari-vehicle-20130626[^]

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                            Did you know they are excellent and very acrobatic swimmers? click[^]

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                              Quote:

                              A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

                              I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

                              Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              They just haven't got the guts to stick their neck out.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • P PIEBALDconsult

                                ... he says from a safe distance on a different continent.

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                                Super Lloyd
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                                Haha, indeed! ;P That's the way to say it, isn't it?! :laugh:

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                                  Did you know they are excellent and very acrobatic swimmers? click[^]

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                                  Super Lloyd
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                                  Oh, the giraffe Olympic of 2012! Such an amazing event! :P

                                  All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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                                    Quote:

                                    A cyclist was killed when he was allegedly attacked by a giraffe

                                    I like the way they keep saying allegedly so the giraffe can't sue for libel.

                                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                                    Brady Kelly
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                                    The use of "allegedly" is already a subconscious act by all SA journos.

                                    No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Keep in mind that the brave Aussies have to fight off murderous Koalas and Kangaroos every day! :-D

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                                      Herbie Mountjoy
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                                      Beware the drop bear...

                                      I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.

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                                        Beware the drop bear...

                                        I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.

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                                        Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                        ssh! It might hear you!

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