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Best. Licence. Ever.

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    A beer? You're slipping!

    /*
    * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
    * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
    * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
    * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a lot of beer in return.
    * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    */

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    Make that two slips. Beer?

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      No, you're slipping! A bear does not indicate the quantity. Maybe a pint, maybe a gallon or maybe a half of weak shandy if you're from Luton. :laugh:

      veni bibi saltavi

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      Lost User
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      Yes, bears come in very different sizes.

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        No, you're slipping! A bear does not indicate the quantity. Maybe a pint, maybe a gallon or maybe a half of weak shandy if you're from Luton. :laugh:

        veni bibi saltavi

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        OriginalGriff
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        You want to drink a pint or a gallon of bear, you go right ahead! :omg: I'll be outside the zoo in the getaway car... :~

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          /*
          * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
          * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
          * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
          * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
          * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
          * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
          */

          Should be a licence option for material on CP!

          veni bibi saltavi

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          megaadam
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          Is this what they call "Management by Beer" ? I am glad it is finally catching on.

          Life is too shor

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            You want to drink a pint or a gallon of bear, you go right ahead! :omg: I'll be outside the zoo in the getaway car... :~

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            #9

            I had a bear's beer under my beard. Sod it, I'll go back to the gin!

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              /*
              * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
              * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
              * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
              * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
              * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
              * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
              */

              Should be a licence option for material on CP!

              veni bibi saltavi

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              #10

              Quote:

              Best. Licence. Ever.

              Hah, for whom?

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                /*
                * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
                * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
                * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
                * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
                * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                */

                Should be a licence option for material on CP!

                veni bibi saltavi

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                Mike Hankey
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                #11

                /* * ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * "GIN-VOUCHER" (Revision 43): * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think * this stuff is worth it, I can redeem this coupon for a gin beverage of my * choice. * ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- */ FTFY

                New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  /*
                  * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                  * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
                  * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
                  * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
                  * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
                  * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                  */

                  Should be a licence option for material on CP!

                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  Matthew Dennis
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                  #12

                  Try the WTF Public License[^]

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                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                    Quote:

                    Best. Licence. Ever.

                    Hah, for whom?

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                    Johnny J
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                    #13

                    Don't worry. The chance that he actually wrote something useful under the influence of gin is slim to none... :doh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      /*
                      * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                      * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
                      * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
                      * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
                      * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
                      * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                      */

                      Should be a licence option for material on CP!

                      veni bibi saltavi

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                      Gary R Wheeler
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                      #14

                      I like it :-D.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        /*
                        * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                        * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
                        * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
                        * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
                        * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
                        * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                        */

                        Should be a licence option for material on CP!

                        veni bibi saltavi

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                        PIEBALDconsult
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                        #15

                        /* This is free code, use it as you require. If you modify it please use your own namespace. */ On a side note, when I met Roger last year, he gave me a wet nap -- that was better than a beer.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          /*
                          * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                          * "THE BEER-WARE LICENSE" (Revision 43):
                          * Nagy Vilmos wrote this file. As long as you retain this notice you
                          * can do whatever you want with this stuff. If we meet some day, and you think
                          * this stuff is worth it, you can buy me a beer in return.
                          * ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                          */

                          Should be a licence option for material on CP!

                          veni bibi saltavi

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                          xperroni
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                          I do wonder what part of the license took him 43 revisions to get right, though.

                          "Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

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                            /* This is free code, use it as you require. If you modify it please use your own namespace. */ On a side note, when I met Roger last year, he gave me a wet nap -- that was better than a beer.

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                            grralph1
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                            I don't want to be ignorant or rude, but, WTF is a wet nap?

                            "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                              I don't want to be ignorant or rude, but, WTF is a wet nap?

                              "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                              MKJCP
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                              A wet dream on the couch during the day? :omg:

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                                I do wonder what part of the license took him 43 revisions to get right, though.

                                "Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

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                                patbob
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                                Maybe he was a bit past his Ballmer Peak when he wrote the license. And revised it. And revised it. And revised it..

                                We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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                                • X xperroni

                                  I do wonder what part of the license took him 43 revisions to get right, though.

                                  "Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa." -- Verity Stob http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus\_cli/

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                                  ttennebb
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                                  A lot of beer!

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